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December 24, 2011

"TSA confiscates cupcake:" A person could be elected President simply by promising to take the entire TSA and send it to hell for the duration

A bomb to the brain-dead that work for the TSA

Rebecca Hains said the Transportation Security Administration agent at McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas took her [ red velvet cupcake] Wednesday.
According to Hains, he told her its frosting was enough like a gel to violate TSA restrictions on allowing liquids and gels onto flights to prevent them from being used as explosives. -- Overhead Bin - Frightening frosting?

Nope. A license to steal from passengers.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 24, 2011 1:12 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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If anyone from TSA tries to confiscate food items from me, I definitely plan to stomp it into paste - they can throw it out if they want, but I'll be d*mned if I am going to feed them

Posted by: Joel at December 24, 2011 10:50 PM

If I remember correctly, during WWII the allies produced an edible high explosive flour composition called Aunt Jemima that could be safely baked into muffins, bread, or cookies and set off with an appropriate detonator.

The creeping TSA tyranny still sucks but their cupcake seizing ways might be resisted by making poop-frosted baked goods...To discourage pilfering for blue shirt snackey time.

Posted by: monkeyfan at December 27, 2011 2:01 PM

I saw a frail old man in a wheelchair frisked at La Guardia (Delta terminal). They made him stand, and had him prop himslef up on the edge of a steel table.

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at December 28, 2011 11:39 AM

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