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December 6, 2011

STOP THE INSANITY! Why Newt Should Never Be Allowed to So Much As Run for Mayor of Munchkinland. A Gentle Reminder:


Posted by Vanderleun at December 6, 2011 10:44 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Not for nothing do witches make their diabolical potions with a little Eye of Mrs. Newt.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at May 10, 2011 11:01 AM

What, it's Halloween already? I've really got to start spending less time on line.

Posted by: chuck at May 10, 2011 11:03 AM

I'll be waking suddenly in the night with those images staring back at me in the dark for weeks,

Thanks a lot.

Posted by: westsoundmodern at May 10, 2011 12:49 PM

Give it up, Newt. Relevance and you are long lost friends. Having to even think about you is like the time last year my wife dragged me to an Indian casino. Playing in the lounge, over the din of 25 fans and 1000 slot machines, was some incarnation of the band Loverboy. They thought they were cool. I knew they were pathetic.

Posted by: Blastineau at May 10, 2011 1:21 PM

I think I will sleep with the lights on from now on.

Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at May 10, 2011 2:02 PM

Newtie kicked his wife to the curb for that alien. That's tells you everything you need to know about the salamander.

Posted by: bill at May 10, 2011 2:39 PM

They look like two clones of The Joker from the old Batman series...

Posted by: newton at May 10, 2011 4:50 PM

Reminds me of the marionette on The Bleat.

Posted by: pfsm at May 10, 2011 5:08 PM

Gingrich 2012: Why So Serious?

Posted by: Rich Fader at May 11, 2011 10:17 AM

Maybe Newt should try interracial dating.

Posted by: james wilson at May 11, 2011 10:20 AM

Again: I'd vote for a jar of mayonnaise before I'd vote for Newt Gingrich.

And if that means four more years of YOu-knOw-whO? Fine with me. The longer the Enemy holds power, the more their program will be enacted; the more the program is enacted, the faster the system will crash; the faster the system crashes, the sooner the reboot happens.

Posted by: B Lewis at December 6, 2011 12:16 PM

"And if that means four more years of YOu-knOw-whO? Fine with me."

Not me brother. I'll take the Newt and Crazy Eyes anyday. Think about what you're saying, 4 more years of the biggest crime wave the nation has ever experienced.

Posted by: I-RIGHT-I at December 6, 2011 12:36 PM

She may be the Anti-Christ but she's got my vote before Hussein gets it!

Posted by: Shooter1001 at December 6, 2011 12:55 PM

Maybe Newt should try interracial dating.
Might help, can't hurt. From the photos, I'd say he tried interspecie dating.

Posted by: Peccable at December 6, 2011 1:04 PM

“I'd vote for a jar of mayonnaise before I'd vote for Newt Gingrich.”

Yeah, a balanced budget would suck.

“the faster the system crashes, the sooner the reboot happens”

That’s happened where…when…??? This isn’t a damn Omega Man, apoplectic fantasy, this is the greatest experiment of a republic ever tried. And you admit it’ll crash…and your fine with that because, by golly, you’ve got principles and Newt doesn’t pass your freakin’ “be all” test!?! Wise up.

Thanks for getting the “eat our own” ball rolling early, Gerard. Worked great the last time too, ask Barry.

Posted by: tim at December 6, 2011 1:49 PM

@ I-Right-I, tim

"Balanced budget"? Newt Gingrich? Oh, my sides. Oh, my poor sides. I may never stop laughing.

the greatest experiment of a republic ever tried

...died in 1865. Sorry. Nothing to do now but wait for the death rattle and be there to make sure something better sprouts from the carcass.

I know, I know, the red kitten-eating sociopaths are supposed to be infinitely preferable to the blue kitten-eating sociopaths. Sorry, but that doesn't match what I see in Real Life. But feel free to keep fooling yourselves.

Posted by: B Lewis at December 6, 2011 3:49 PM

What happened to "You can get as uptight and concerned about Newt, Mitt, Herman, Rick, Ron, Michelle, and all the others that you want. I’m taking a nap."

Posted by: David McKinnis at December 6, 2011 4:01 PM

B, if you're drawing some sort of moral or ethical equivalence between the Blue Masters or the Red Masters I get it but, If you're talking results and taking Obama to spite the Newt you're out of your mind. I mean that in a nice way, kinda.

Posted by: I-RIGHT-I at December 6, 2011 5:05 PM

"What happened to "You can get as uptight and concerned about Newt, Mitt, Herman, Rick, Ron, Michelle, and all the others that you want. I’m taking a nap.""

Still snoozing but cannot let a chance go by to reuse this illustration. It is so fine. Especially since the choice is coming down to an albino or an android.


Posted by: vanderleun at December 6, 2011 5:14 PM

After 4 years of a Wookie for FLOTUS, you think zombie eyes are going to keep Newt from being elected? I want some of what you're smoking.

Posted by: twolaneflash at December 6, 2011 5:15 PM

He'll be OK. He's got Mrs Newt to keep an eye on him.

Posted by: Brett_McS at December 6, 2011 10:23 PM

Grinch couldn't go two sentences without mentioning Callista (which was nauseating), that picture went viral, his staff quit, and he seems to have gotten the message. One of several which he still needs to receive.

Posted by: james wilson at December 6, 2011 10:33 PM

That picture series never ceases to simultaneously amuse and horrify me.

Please, don't let Newt be the nominee.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at December 7, 2011 5:05 AM

I don't know about you, but unless there's a view, I fuck with my eyes closed.

Posted by: Casca at December 7, 2011 6:11 AM


Stating that your laughing is not an answer for anyone above third grade. It’s a nice deflection for someone without an answer. An insight into your lack a maturity but nothing else.

I’ll slow it all down for ya’, when Newt was Speaker of the House what happened to the deficit?

“...died in 1865.”

Ah yes, let me guess, your from the South. Get over it, ya’ lost.

Tough choices takes tough minded men, obviously you'r not one of them. Stay home, don’t vote, that’ll show ‘em. Yup Barry is just like Newt…whatever. *Yawn*

Go draw some cartoons.

Posted by: tim at December 7, 2011 6:28 AM

I knew it!
Those pictures are incontrovertible proof that David Icke's alien reptilian humanoids really have slithered their way into the highest -in the Cheech & Chong sense- stations of humanity.

...That's...Um...why...Ummmm...The Earth is being warmed, or something. More CO2 = More trees = More habitat for reptoid humanity.

Posted by: monkeyfan at December 7, 2011 1:01 PM

@Tim: tough choices takes [sic] tough minded men, obviously you'r [sic] not one of them.

Tough enough to satisfy your mom down at the rest stop every Thursday night.

Posted by: B Lewis at December 7, 2011 1:18 PM

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