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December 23, 2011

Q. How will mankind employ jingle bells in years to come?

A. In the future, jingle bells will be solemnly rung at the funerals of puppeteers. Doctors will prescribe them (unsuccessfully) to treat melancholy. During the next Ice Age, jingle bells will provide the accompaniment for soloists in Portuguese Frost Operas. Street urchins will use them to send signals across toxin-filled alleyways during the New Jersey Apartment Wars, and peasants will barter them for root vegetables in the early years of the Great Inter-Planetary Famine. -- Jingle Bell FAQ.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 23, 2011 10:03 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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