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December 27, 2011

An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room


"You’re actually doing it. I mean, we’ve all dreamed of blow-drying our balls out in the open, but you’re actually doing it in front of me and at least sixteen other people that just finished exercising at this pricey sports club." -- McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 27, 2011 9:37 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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OK,Gerard, you made your point. I won't do that anymore

Posted by: Callmelennie at December 27, 2011 11:32 AM

What? Who doesn't blow dry before they apply the Johnson's Baby Powder??? Sheesh.

Posted by: I-RIGHT-I at December 27, 2011 12:32 PM

It shouldn't have to be necessary to pass a 28th Amendment--the Constitution shouldn't be amended for trivial reasons.

But we're not talking about a trivial reason, are we?

Posted by: Mike James at December 27, 2011 1:24 PM

Is that dry humor? Somehow it fits nicely the idea of old man 2011 transitioning to baby 2012.

Posted by: Hannon at December 27, 2011 1:41 PM

It was not a car crash, he didn't have to look.

Posted by: Fat Man at December 27, 2011 2:54 PM

Blow drying? More likely, he was attempting to rejuvenate a pair of raisins to pretension.

Posted by: Peccable at December 27, 2011 4:26 PM

Blow drying? How gauche! I have my man-servant, Leopold wave a Japanese fan. It makes me a better person than you because I'm creating jobs and lowering my carbon footprint.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at December 27, 2011 6:44 PM

Oops, walked into the wrong locker room. Sorry, gents.

Posted by: Jewel at December 28, 2011 8:50 AM

Sure beats the alternative ... blow-wetting. Ouch!

Posted by: Uh-oh at December 29, 2011 7:47 PM

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