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October 2, 2011

Your guess is as good as mine


Posted by Vanderleun at October 2, 2011 1:26 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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This sounds like a joke I used to tell when I was in the fifth grade:

One day MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT OF HONEY so he took Miss HERSHY behind the POWERHOUSE OF 5TH AVENUE. He unstrapped her REESES CUPS and started
feeling her MOUNDS. This turned out to be pure ALMOND JOY. His BUTTERFINGERS
slipped down her MILKY WAY and she screamed OH HENRY and grabbed his
NUTTY BUDDY. The results of this was a BABE RUTH.

Posted by: Jewel at October 2, 2011 1:59 AM

Sounds like a clear cut case of miscegenation, your Honor.

Posted by: Peccable at October 2, 2011 4:45 AM


5th grade?

O brave new world, that has such people in't.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at October 2, 2011 6:37 AM

Nah, same old world, circa 1973.

Posted by: Jewel at October 2, 2011 8:12 AM

Nothing to see here. That Rosie O'Donnell has a weakness for Snickers isn't exactly news, and her girlfriend wasn't just "in a sumo wrestler suit," but is a sumo wrestler.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at October 2, 2011 10:09 AM

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