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October 5, 2011

They Grow Up and Suck Blood So Fast

8 Twilight-Themed Nurseries

A Majestic Vampire's Coffin
The dramatic angular ceiling covered in romantic purple fabric resembles the inside of a vampire's coffin. Continuing with the purple theme, this elegant nursery mixes shiny and dull materials, representing the contrast between Edward Cullen's sparkling flesh and Bella's human skin. Could this be a play on Renesmee being half human/half vampire?

Posted by Vanderleun at October 5, 2011 2:47 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

Your Say

What...no rocking chair.

Posted by: madtntaxpayer at October 5, 2011 3:27 PM

The rocking chair is a glider.It looks like a standard chair or recliner but doesn't go up and down like a rocker, only back and forth.

Posted by: Jewel at October 5, 2011 6:30 PM

...which you need, of course when the baby vampire gets colicky, as most nocturnal, bloodsucking parasites do.

Posted by: Mother Effingby at October 5, 2011 6:32 PM

Yup, nothing embodies the promise, hopes and dreams of a newborn child like…the undead.

Somebody nail a wooded stake into these parent’s hearts before they procreate again.

Posted by: tim at October 6, 2011 7:48 AM

I thought you were talking about the "Occupy Wall Street" crowd at first. Relieved to see it's just about the spawn of the undead instead of the spawn of the braindead.

Posted by: MOTUS at October 6, 2011 9:21 AM

It looks like a cheap hotel room from the 80s. You're not going to raise a baby vampire in that, you're going to raise someone who wears parachute pants and carves their initials into their hair.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at October 6, 2011 5:44 PM

I was sure the link was a spoof.

Posted by: RedCarolina at October 7, 2011 4:12 AM


Perfect for the kiddies who want to be lawyers someday.

Posted by: Cond0010 at October 7, 2011 4:27 AM

What do you make of the fact that immigrants and people of color are not part of this movement? Is the entire system is skilfully designed in why that immigrants and people of color are and remain on the margins of wealth? These people are stuck in 12H/day jobs at minimum wage or below and can never afford the luxury to camp out in protest against their oppressors.

Posted by: Checkers at October 15, 2011 8:01 AM

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