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October 28, 2011

An answer. Finally.

"Women want roasted ice."

Posted by Vanderleun at October 28, 2011 6:07 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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We want our roasted ice broiled over an open flame with a balsamic vineger and maple glaze, and sprinkled with toasted garlic bread crumbs. Is that too much to ask?

Posted by: Jewel at October 28, 2011 6:36 AM

Bottom line: if a man needs Islam to solve his women troubles, he stinks in bed.

Posted by: RedCarolina at October 28, 2011 7:43 AM

Gerard, thanks for this. Fred Reed is a hoot!

Posted by: Anonymous at October 28, 2011 8:34 AM

Another great find I otherwise never would have found. Butterfly effect in progress.

Posted by: Morgan K Freeberg at October 28, 2011 9:52 AM

I gave up on Fred years ago - I forget why, maybe his decided lefty slant, maybe because he reminded me of a friend of mine too much, but I mostly enjoyed his stories. Thanks for getting me back to his stuff.

Posted by: Michael Gersh at October 28, 2011 10:27 AM

Speaking of F-4s, which Fred does in his book, if you want to fly one, go to


and click on the Phantom II picture at the bottom of the page. Be sure to have an extra $12,500 lounging around on the old debit card with nothing better to do, which there ain't.

Posted by: sherlock at October 28, 2011 1:04 PM

"Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. " - H.L.Mencken (cheap shot!! haha)

Posted by: RedCarolina at October 28, 2011 9:01 PM

Roasted ice I can't do, but if she wants half baked ice with a splash of rum we can talk.

Posted by: monkeyfan at October 30, 2011 9:35 AM

Sounds perfect monkeyfan.

Posted by: Jewel at October 31, 2011 11:50 AM

Too pithy for some, maybe - but ol' Fred's got a good bit of it nailed down in re "feminism."

A feminist can't tolerate a man she can't control, and can't respect a man she can control.

And any man who doesn't terminate the conversation with "Thanks for the warning" and a hasty exit the first time "feminism" is mentioned should probably be removed from the gene pool.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at November 1, 2011 11:23 AM

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