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September 15, 2011

When Skewers Are Outlawed Only...


Man In Jail For Felony Shish-Kebab Trying To Keep His Chin Up | The Rumford Meteor
Shilo Hodge, 32, was arrested Sept. 6. The 40-year-old victim told police that “he got angry because there was not enough barbecue sauce on his chicken and he stabbed her with a hot barbecue skewer,” Sgt. Mike Hashey said Monday.

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Hey Shilo (seriously mom?), hope you like being renamed Chicken Butt by your
angry, oversized Mandingo cell mate, biting your pillow and resting your non chin chin into a stinking mattress while he repeatedly skewers you and asks “Is that enough sauce, Boy?”.

Good times await, Shilo.

Posted by: tim at September 15, 2011 10:45 AM

A *First World Problem* gone terribly wrong.

Posted by: Skorpion at September 15, 2011 12:20 PM

Shiloh Hodge? Seriously?

The guy's straight out of "Deliverance meets Oh Brother, Where Art Thou."

How much DNA does he share with his daddy's prize sow?

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at September 15, 2011 2:29 PM

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