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September 29, 2011

And How Might "The Barack Obama Story" End?

Overall, there are three basic endings.
Everything turns out the same as the beginning—the sit-com ending used by all non-serial TV shows. Everything turns out worse than it started—a tragedy. Or everything turns out better than when it started—what used to be called a comedy, but now is just called a story. There is another ending, however, that many of the bestsellers use. It is the unexpected twist ending. -- Wright’s Writing Corner: On Endings: Here’s Looking At You, Kid!

Humm... interesting. What might the "unexpected twist ending" be?

Update. Sherlock suggests, "Following his crushing electoral defeat in November of 2012, Obama establishes the "Office of the Ex-President-select" and simply refuses to stop being President."

Posted by Vanderleun at September 29, 2011 4:25 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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It certainly wouldn't be "An uncomfortable silence ensued" -- that happens every time his teleprompter acts up...

Posted by: BillT at September 28, 2011 5:37 PM

Mass suicide in a bunker located deep underground, under the Oval office.

Posted by: ahem at September 28, 2011 7:53 PM

During extraordinary joint session, faces of President Obama & congressional Dems fall off to reveal cackling, They Live-style corpsefaces. VP Biden appears, clad in theatrical Bad Guy garb (w/cape) and sneers into the TV cameras: "Now... it begins!"

Posted by: Oculus III at September 28, 2011 8:09 PM

Scarier: Barry and Michele hit the media circuit (after a short pause to allow the media to re-write the four year nightmare as the second third coming of Camelot) becoming regular commentators in every venue and on every subject from foreign affairs to healthy eating. They never go away. Ever. For youth is on their side. They will be still preaching to us via our bedside 3D holographic TV as we take our dying breaths and are too weak to change the channel. Light and sound slowly fade. The end.

Posted by: Brett_McS at September 29, 2011 12:06 AM

Following his crushing electoral defeat in November of 2012, Obama establishes the "Office of the Ex-President-select" and simply refuses to stop being President.

When asked by the Supreme Court, in a 7-2 ruling, to vacate the White House and the Oval office, Obama replies "'Molon labe' - you Mofos know what that means!".

He arranges for a sculptor to render an exact copy of his face in his tradmark Moussolini pose, for the day when the country comes to its senses, and realizes it must grace to Mt. Rushmore, replacing Lincoln, with Teddy being expunged to make room for Michelle too.

His praetorian guard in the media vow to keep writing fawning editorials about him every day as if he were still President, and refuse to mention the name of the new Republican President - ever.

The Nobel Committee again awards him the Peace Prize, this time in perpetuity.

Posted by: sherlock at September 29, 2011 6:43 AM

This will all end in tears.

Posted by: Fat Man at September 29, 2011 12:32 PM

I'm afraid you're right.

Posted by: ahem at September 29, 2011 2:14 PM

"This will all end in tears."

"I'm afraid you're right."

That's why, I think, people have been buying lots of guns and ammo...

Posted by: newton at October 1, 2011 11:08 AM

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Posted by: Imelda Hefler at November 7, 2012 6:28 PM

Ha, look at that thing she put over the E in "elitism".

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Posted by: Elle at December 18, 2012 9:29 PM

Sadly they are only hurting themselves. They too use Economic Census data to tell them about their constituents. Wonder what will happen when they want the data and are told sorry but we can't give that to you anymore because you cut our budget so much we had terminate that program.

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Posted by: Chantal at April 26, 2013 9:55 PM

This "creativity" bothers me. ACORN has been proven crooked and it is likely that hundreds of their ilk are lurking behind other organization names. When the number of their so-called constituents far outnumbers reality, lots more of my tax money will be funneled into welfare, medicaid and other giveaway programs for those too lazy to work.

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