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August 29, 2011

Word of the Week: "Crimmigrants"

I am uncomfortable with having nearly 200,000 people convicted of U.S. crimes — that we know of — being in the country in the first place. Deporting them does not seem to work. They keep coming back. -- Crimmigrants « Don Surber

Posted by Vanderleun at August 29, 2011 12:16 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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It will come down to guns. We know they have them, thanks in large part to our own government selling them the guns in the first place.

Posted by: Jewel at August 29, 2011 12:19 PM

Back in Tsarist Russia, the custom was to gnout miscreants. Gnouting consisted of a vicious beating, which often led to death, or at least physical deformity. The last act of the process though was one of disfigurement. The nostrils were slit, and a wire brush was used to perforate the skin on the forehead, then gunpowder was rubbed in. This had a crude tattooing effect. The point being, that should one survive the process, one would be marked for life. All the regular folk could be warned, "That asshole has been gnouted. Stay away from him."

My point of course is that we should at least tattoo their foreheads before we send them back. Once marked, they'd never be able to live underground or openly up here in the great forty-eight. Lest you think this extreme, I'm open to beating them too.

Posted by: Casca at August 30, 2011 7:06 AM

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