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August 23, 2011

Softest, Sweetest Stiletto Thrust of the Week

The Anchoress. Spiritual.... but lethal too! Postcard from the Staycation | The Anchoress
Circumstances being what they are, we have decided to stick close to home this year. We hope you don’t mind if we tag along, vacationing vicariously with you through media. After all, reading that you’ve driven four under par is like a victory for all us little people and I personally pine to see the latest fashions in casual wear and fine jewelry modeled by your wives and daughters. That Eva Peron was right, it really is just as satisfying for us to watch your families of four accessing private and government jets—even two at a time—to travel to your summer homes or Martha’s Vineyard or Bermuda, as it would be for us to fly to Disney or the Gulf Coasts, and no luggage hassles or feel-copping TSA pat-downs for any of us! I call that sweet!

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I don't know.. when I see the first family, I pretty much only hear "The Jeffersons" theme song.

Posted by: RedCarolina at August 23, 2011 7:17 PM

...as sung by AC/DC.

Posted by: BillT at August 23, 2011 10:02 PM

I think Irene has a message for our Golfer-in-Chief. Darn that Global Warming. Barack's really going make SUV drivers suffer now.

Posted by: RedCarolina at August 24, 2011 6:39 AM

She's just begging for an audit.

Posted by: Jewel at August 24, 2011 9:03 AM

I come not to bring peace, but a stiletto.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at August 24, 2011 9:29 AM

Two planes.

I'm curious: how long has there been a special plane for the Quee . . . uh, . . . First Lady?

How far back does that go?

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at August 24, 2011 2:48 PM

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