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August 1, 2011

"Eco-moonbats have pretty much cornered the market on morbid weirdness...."

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One way to redeem yourself before Gaia for the eco-sin of having existed is to feed your body to mushrooms:
Jae Rhim Lee is training mushrooms to decompose human tissue. This doesn't involve cruelly prodding unruly shrooms with electric goads or whipping them into submission, but rather introducing common fungi to the artist's own skin, hair, nail clippings and other body tissue so that they start to digest it. A prototype body suit has been created that's embroidered with spore-infused netting. This would be used in conjunction with a special spore slurry embalming cocktail to break down the body's organic matter and clean out the accumulated toxins, producing a nutrient-rich compost. -- Moonbattery サ Moonbat Tech: Body-Eating Mushroom Suit

Posted by Vanderleun at August 1, 2011 10:02 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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EEEEEWWWWWWWW ! ! ! ! ! !

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at August 1, 2011 10:52 AM

It's all fun and games until someone gets a nasty yeast infection. Would be a safe bet that the fungus has already composted her brain matter.

Posted by: RedCarolina at August 1, 2011 11:18 AM

I would wager that this brainstorm of mushrooms consuming HER was born of the mushrooms that SHE consumed.
Having said that, I hope her plan works...completely, and within the next 24 hours.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at August 1, 2011 12:04 PM

Obviously, the fungi didn't work fast enough...

Posted by: BillT at August 1, 2011 12:58 PM

Art World: No Talent? No Problem!

Posted by: Fat Man at August 1, 2011 2:32 PM

I see a bad Sci-fi movie coming soon...

Posted by: Former Lurker at August 2, 2011 8:19 AM

I thought my last mushroom pizza had a hint of 'tuna' flavor to it.

Posted by: Anonymous at August 3, 2011 6:29 AM

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