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August 11, 2011

"Comrades! Resist We Much!"

Al Sharpton, the new jewel in the MSNBC crown, continues his unbroken string of stunning moments from real men of TV genius.
In the video, the Rev. Sharpton attempts to utter the prophetic words: “Tonight is the measure of whether the country begins, in the state of Wisconsin, a national drive to push back, or whether we have more to go to build a movement of resistance. But resist, we much. We must, and we will much, about that, be committed.” -- Big Journalism

Commenter mmack predicts the next gaffe:

Posted by Vanderleun at August 11, 2011 1:42 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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"And now for a live report regarding a very disturbing rape case in New York, we go to reporter Tawana Brawley…”

Posted by: tim at August 11, 2011 10:20 AM

I'm changing my name, then.

Posted by: Jewel at August 11, 2011 10:57 AM

How does Lily White Effingby sound to you?

Posted by: Jewel at August 11, 2011 10:59 AM

Oh God, oh God! I want to write a comment so bad on the video but do not want to be persona non grata on Gerard's blog.

Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston, Texas at August 11, 2011 11:23 AM

Goodness, It's as bad as the In Living Color skits featuring Oswald Bates, the "big talking" prison inmate:

"Unfortunately, we could not impregnate everyone. It is simply beyond our colonic threshold."

Posted by: mmack at August 11, 2011 11:34 AM

Oh Fukkitall, Cilla! You say the best comments. How exactly does a person become persona au gratin on Gerard's blog? Quit teasing us. Say it. SAY IT...you know you wanna.

Posted by: Jewel at August 11, 2011 11:56 AM

Cilla, consider this a free fire zone.

Posted by: vanderleun at August 11, 2011 12:50 PM

Every time I see his fat face, I think of dog shit and cigarette burns.

Posted by: Casca at August 11, 2011 12:53 PM

He's my favorite muppet. Call me a softy, but I can't bring myself to watch it.

Posted by: RedCarolina at August 11, 2011 1:37 PM

To borrow a phrase from former Texas governor Ann Richards, poor Al, he cain't hep it, he was born with his head up his ass.

Maybe he'll suffer on camera a rectal prolapse and his spine will follow his head out of his anal cavity and break his freakin' neck.

He wouldn't make a pimple on a real black man's rear, e.g., Cobb, or Texas pol Michael Williams, or Herman Cain. Be cool to see a mashup between him and that Felonius Munk feller.

Posted by: John Hinds at August 11, 2011 4:12 PM

Wrap this asshole in a leopard skin with a headdress, and a spear and drop him into the middle of Kenya.

He thinks he's part of the African brotherhood, let him earn it!

Posted by: Peccable at August 11, 2011 5:02 PM

Write MSNBC and tell them to keep him on; I want a real big Republican win.

Posted by: ahem at August 11, 2011 5:23 PM

It's a long way from Olbermann to Sharpton. I applaud MSNBC for raising its standards.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at August 11, 2011 5:29 PM

He's almost as clean and erudite as Olbermann, too, and just as brilliant.

Posted by: Jewel at August 11, 2011 6:27 PM

...and drop him into the middle of Kenya.

Drop him into Darfur, then watch how fast he changes his name to al-Sharptoni...

Posted by: BillT at August 12, 2011 4:53 AM

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