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August 24, 2011

A Headline for the Ages

Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp

I guess I'd better steer clear.

Posted by Vanderleun at August 24, 2011 3:12 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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The things that happen inter gravissimas. The interplay of bullrush and cowslip.

Posted by: Fearless Ferenc at August 24, 2011 3:47 PM

"Steer" clear, heh! Good one!

Posted by: Donald Sensing at August 24, 2011 4:26 PM

What if you can't steer clear, Gerard? Will you find yourself on the horns of a spillema?

Posted by: Jewel at August 24, 2011 5:02 PM

I'll be back when you've milked this one dry...

Posted by: BillT at August 24, 2011 6:08 PM

Barney Frank didn't get the message in time and was caught up in the jam. Looks like someone gave Barney a bum steer

Posted by: Callmelennie at August 24, 2011 6:21 PM

It's seemin' like a serious hazard to traffic...

Posted by: ebt at August 24, 2011 7:22 PM

Talk about spilling seed on the ground...

Posted by: Daniel K Day at August 24, 2011 10:34 PM

Onan the Bullbarian, Daniel.

Posted by: Jewel at August 24, 2011 11:34 PM

"The bus did not know it lost its load and had continued on."

Two words - Pulitzer, Prize.

Posted by: tim at August 25, 2011 6:17 AM

Yuck. Traffic jam.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at August 25, 2011 8:41 AM

Bob wins. For what it's worth.

Posted by: Jewel at August 25, 2011 8:52 AM

I second that. All in flavor?

Posted by: vanderleun at August 25, 2011 11:32 AM

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