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April 22, 2011

The Gelded SlimeMaster!


Trig Slimer Jack Stuef: Take That, Disabled Child
Wonkette’s Jack Stuef looks just like you would expect a guy who thinks it’s cool to trash a three-year old with Down ’s syndrome because he disagrees with the child’s mother’s politics to look like. The bloated face, the pursed lips, the sorta hipster glasses that really come off as “nerd” – he looks like the guy who proudly wore a t-shirt through high school that read “Dungeon master” until he realized too late that doing so was just one more card in the deck stacked against his ever kissing a live girl.

Posted by Vanderleun at April 22, 2011 8:37 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Could he be James Woolcott's Oedipal love-child ?

Posted by: teresa at April 22, 2011 9:02 AM

There should be a law that says anyone who beats the shit out of anyone with a neck-beard, gets their tax-bracket lowered to the next level. And that's BEFORE his "doucheness" is calculated for possible extra deductions.

Posted by: Patvann at April 22, 2011 9:09 AM

I smell a bed wetter.

Posted by: westsoundmodern at April 22, 2011 9:16 AM

He'll be on "Lets Make a Deal", choosing door #1 hoping that there is a strong chin behind that door.

Posted by: Peccable at April 22, 2011 9:19 AM

Jack Stfu.

Posted by: Jewel at April 22, 2011 9:27 AM

Gimme yer fuckin lunch money!

Posted by: Shooter1001 at April 22, 2011 10:12 AM

Good God! That photo should come with a warning label!

Posted by: RedCarolina at April 22, 2011 11:47 AM

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone, Jackie you fat turd!

Posted by: bill at April 22, 2011 1:42 PM

Now, now, don't you think the neck beard is especially fetching?

Posted by: Vanderleun at April 22, 2011 2:37 PM

What an utter utter utter wanker

Posted by: Murph at April 23, 2011 5:10 AM


Why is it that the picture associated with this post will not load? All I get is the red "X". All of the other pics on your site come up fine. Is this Yahoo's way of censoring? I use Yahoo as a home page.

Posted by: Hangtown Bob at April 23, 2011 9:18 AM

Yahoo is my homepage, too. The ugly loads just fine, Bob. Maybe your settings are such that ugly just can't load. In that case...I envy you, man.

Posted by: Jewel at April 23, 2011 9:23 AM

Hey Gerard,

Thanks for the email. You did fix it. However, now that I've had the misfortune to actually see this abomination, can you please put the red "X" back???

Posted by: Hangtown Bob at April 23, 2011 12:43 PM

 as a handyman. In 1843 he was a tutor to William Emerson'ssons in Staten Island, New

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