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March 4, 2011

Explaining the Speaker to Grandchildren

"My grandson called last night and asked, "Grampy, why do you hate John Boner and want him thrown into a volcano?" Sigh. Telling him that it's "because Speaker Boner is just another status-quo bullshit artist Republican candyass who needs throwing headfirst down an abandoned outhouse hole (not a volcano)" wouldn't make sense to him, so I lied, "It's because he wants to kill your mommy." Same thing, so not really a lie." -- Rodger the Real King of France

Posted by Vanderleun at March 4, 2011 8:01 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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