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March 24, 2011

Average American Woman Caught in the Act of Just Being Herself

She had it her way at Burger King: Video shows bikini brawl in PCB Burger King

Meet Kimesa Smith.
The bikini-clad Alabama woman was arrested Saturday night on a misdemeanor battery charge after she had a violent meltdown at a beachfront Burger King in Panama City Beach, Florida. Smith’s antics were videotaped by a fellow diner who uploaded his video to the Internet (and, while filming the melee, exclaimed “This is the best spring break ever.”) -- BK Brawler Busted For Fast Food Outburst | The Smoking Gun

These weekly food/brawl tapes are rapidly becoming a vast sub-genre on YouTube.

Posted by Vanderleun at March 24, 2011 9:32 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Panama City, FL

Must. Avoid. At. All. Costs.

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at March 24, 2011 10:17 AM

Corey Glover, right? I loved Living Colour.

"...the cult of personality, the cult of personality, the cult of perso-na-lity..."

Posted by: Rich Fader at March 24, 2011 12:27 PM

She takes her fast food seriously.

Posted by: RedCarolina at March 24, 2011 1:18 PM

Don't you just love it when you see civilization go down the cesspool?

Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at March 24, 2011 3:13 PM

Ho' the pickle,
Ho' the lettuce,
Insane bitches
Really upset us.......

Posted by: Blastineau at March 24, 2011 3:33 PM

In fairness I must say I see white people doing this sort of thing all the time. All the time. All the time.

Posted by: Velociman at March 24, 2011 3:45 PM

You are absolutely correct, Velociman. Here in Seattle it's just one Finnish/Swedish brawl over fishsticks after another.

Posted by: vanderleun at March 24, 2011 5:43 PM

I don't see how you can call her an average American woman, she's way prettier, smarter and more articulate than most of us. Plus bonus self-control and class. And it's definitely racist to imply blacks do more shouting and fist waving in public, even if 99% of people with functioning eyes and ears know from experience that it's true.

Posted by: raincityjazz at March 24, 2011 6:02 PM

It's the 99% that give the 1% a bad name.

Posted by: Casca at March 24, 2011 6:56 PM

I would bet you that woman couldn't spell college much less be on spring break from one...

Posted by: Bill Henry at March 24, 2011 9:12 PM

I would bet you that woman couldn't spell college much less be on spring break from one...

I'll take your bet, and I'll win. Think again: there ARE "college students" like her. Like me, you must have gone to college a loooooonnnng time ago.

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at March 25, 2011 1:13 PM

Amazing how much Mr. Roger's neighborhood has changed.

Posted by: vinny at March 26, 2011 5:15 AM

Gah. That mugshot haunts me. I think we've discovered the Missing Link.

Yeah, I went there.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2011 6:42 AM

I's never seens no black women with a mullet before....

Posted by: CrazyMunkees at March 30, 2011 6:26 AM

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