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November 10, 2010

Please allow me to quote my favorite source, me.

Full Naked Scanner or Orifice Searches by Hand from the TSA? Just one more step on the way to The Hook. Flying; The Prophecy from 2005 @ AMERICAN DIGEST

FLYING: Everybody's favorite. On my first flight to Europe, everyone dressed for success. Now everyone dresses for Gold's Gym. And I'm sure the next step in TOTAL SECURITY will be to require everyone who is not of Arab descent to arrive with a note from their doctor attesting that they had a high colonic an hour before the airport to make the body cavity searches a bit more pleasant for the staff. Then there's the added coach thrill of a blood clot developing in the legs that stops your heart at 50,000 feet. Plus... no peanuts! After all, think of the allergic children! Add to that the new innovation, no pillows! I don't see why the airlines don't simply install hooks and, working in concert with government's laughable security cops, require everyone to hang from said hooks naked. It will come to that. You know it will.

Posted by Vanderleun at November 10, 2010 9:24 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Full body cavity searches, mass changing rooms where we put on the one-size-fits-all paper suits, then are handcuffed to the seats for the duration of the flight ($20.00 extra for a catheter), and our clothes wind up in some third-world country being distributed to the dictator and his cronies.

But I'm probably being overly-optimistic.

Posted by: leelu at November 10, 2010 10:23 AM

Nailed to the wing is more like it. There you won't need the catheter.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at November 10, 2010 8:00 PM

Next time, she should wear something that will tell them what she really thinks:

Posted by: Jewel at November 10, 2010 8:36 PM

Has anybody noticed how KGB and Nazi-like the TSA, Motherland Security, and Barack Obama, are? Is it not politically correct to call KGB and Nazi-scum by their name?

Posted by: St. Thor at November 11, 2010 7:41 AM

I'll tell you something else. A whole lot of TSA employees are former police and military. Now, that's an inconvenient truth. We really do live in a police state. Some of the worst criminals hide behind a badge.

Posted by: John Hinds at November 11, 2010 9:37 AM

You nailed it; this is a nightmare. Make the innocent suffer; that is the government standard.

Posted by: Dex Quire at November 12, 2010 9:18 AM

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