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June 27, 2010

The People's Movement for the Promotion of Projectile Vomiting

More than one ass backwards

Hands Across the Sand is a movement made of people of all walks of life and crosses political affiliations. This movement is not about politics; it is about protection of our coastal economies, oceans, marine wildlife, and fishing industry. Let us share our knowledge, energies and passion for protecting all of the above from the devastating effects of oil drilling.

What to do at a Hands Event

STEP 1 Go to the beach at 11 AM in your time zone for one hour, rain or shine.
STEP 2 Join hands for 15 minutes at 12:00 forming lines in the sand against oil drilling in our coastal waters.
STEP 3 Leave only your footprints.

-- HT: Sondrak: "Today everything liberals do is like totally awesome!"

Posted by Vanderleun at June 27, 2010 2:25 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

Your Say

I wish I'd known when I was younger that the simple act of having something in my hand for 15 minutes was a de facto world-changing good thing. "I'm doing it for Gaia!" I could have said in an awkward moment, thus sparing everybody needless embarrassment.

Posted by: Cameron at June 27, 2010 3:39 PM

Step 4: Drive home in your CAR and fire up a fat
X 1-9er while stabbing yourself in the thigh with a fork to atone for your sins against Gaia.

Posted by: westsoundmodern at June 28, 2010 12:06 AM

"At 11:00am, travel to your nearest luxury hotel and pester a masseuse for a hand-job."

Posted by: Blastineau at June 28, 2010 9:54 AM

Smug Alert!

Posted by: Mikey NTH at June 28, 2010 12:04 PM

I wonder how many of these dumb bastards drove to the beach. What do they think powered their cars? Unicorn farts?

I like the sentiment from another blog post I read earlier about this kind of thing - "In sum total, what you people did was drive someplace where there wasn’t a problem, complain about something you don’t fully understand, get in the way of people who may actually be performing a function, and then do nothing, en masse, except hope that someone else notices your little snit and makes it all better."

Here's the link if you want the rest. It was nice... http://booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2010/06/and-joining-hands-they-made-metaphor.html

Posted by: Ferd at June 30, 2010 11:33 AM

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