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May 16, 2010

Meanwhile, inside Austin city limits....

The clutch of cerebral midgets sitting on the Austin City Council decided
that official travel by city employees is off limits to the hostile land of racist Arizona. My local six pack of quivering idiots worked themselves into a frothy, indignant snit over fears of racial profiling. Excuse me, but are they planning to send the Parks and Maintenance Department brown worker bees off to Phoenix for a mowing conference?

I should mention that this is the same elected crew who built a riderless light rail system that's run a gazillion dollars over budget and who also just agreed to build a twelve million dollar animal shelter. Twelve million dollars for dogs. Does this strike anyone else as a sign of decadent obscenity?

These morons were happily busy dialoging with the city of Phoenix on how to handle our out of control homeless population a couple of months ago, despite building a fancy multi-million dollar bum facility a few short years back, one that remains perpetually empty except when the temperature dips below freezing. Come to Austin, Get Panhandled ought to be our official motto. Our burgeoning homeless population would rather sleep under a highway bridge than set foot in that ridiculously expensive, blazing icon of liberal ideology made manifest at taxpayer expense in beautiful downtown Austin. I'm guessing the un-liberal Phoenix city council decided to save their citizens a few bucks, plus some major street corner annoyance, by handing out one-way bus tickets to Austin five years ago. -- Mindless Decadence ォ Jaded Haven

Posted by Vanderleun at May 16, 2010 3:15 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Austin: the City with no Limits on faddish stupidity financed by other folks cash.

Anyway, Austin City Limits used to be one of the only shows I could stomach on the 'Prigs Broadcasting Socialism' channel...This was back in the era when Austin still had limits and common folk still had TeeVees that weren't yet capable of receiving commercial free programs rebroadcast on demand from a server farm/bunker in darkest Scandinavia or some other undisclosed location.

Fight the Flower!

Posted by: monkeyfan at May 17, 2010 12:20 PM

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