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May 2, 2010

Beyond Debka: Most Flipped-Out Rumor About the Oil Spill Yet


US Orders Blackout Over North Korean Torpedoing Of Gulf Of Mexico Oil Rig | EUTimes.net
A grim report circulating in the Kremlin today written by Russia’s Northern Fleet is reporting that the United States has ordered a complete media blackout over North Korea’s torpedoing of the giant Deepwater Horizon oil platform owned by the World’s largest offshore drilling contractor Transocean that was built and financed by South Korea’s Hyundai Heavy Industries Co. Ltd., that has caused great loss of life, untold billions in economic damage to the South Korean economy, and an environmental catastrophe to the United States.
You like conspiracies? Chow down on the whole report. And... well... Obama did order SWAT teams onto the rigs.... and does anyone know where any of our Los Angeles class attack subs are this week? We have 45. They can't all be bobbing around under the polar ice-cap, can they?

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I like that conspiracy. Take one insane Korean demigod add one insane utopian bower and scraper who’s taken the nuclear option off the table, add one big mega-disaster causing BOOM and let marinate for 9 or so days with intermittent stirring by SWAT and nobody asking the question “what caused the rig to explode”.

Posted by: I-RIGHT-I at May 2, 2010 5:52 PM

4/25: SEOUL (AP) — An explosion from a torpedo likely sank a South Korean warship that went down near the tense border with North Korea last month, the South's defense minister said Sunday amid growing speculation Pyongyang may be behind the blast.

Posted by: Amy at May 2, 2010 6:19 PM

The truth is out there.

Posted by: raincityjazz at May 2, 2010 6:55 PM

Posted by: Jewel at May 2, 2010 7:46 PM

Earth!First and the Sierra Club Combine did it!

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at May 3, 2010 3:17 AM

The Gulf is too far for NorK subs, I'd say. Aren't they powered by baking soda?

Posted by: director at May 3, 2010 9:44 PM

It's far more likely that Venezuela could do something along the lines of this "mysterious" rig explosion.

They have the motive, the will, and the imported capability to take out the rigs of competing oil interests.

A drug sub and a sea mine backed up by the rhetorically supported will of their dear leader Hugo would be all it would take.

Posted by: monkeyfan at May 4, 2010 8:27 AM

All I got was a stalled screen, trojans and malware. Was that part of the conspiracy?

Posted by: David C McKinnis at May 4, 2010 5:20 PM

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