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May 16, 2010

And Westport, Ct's numero uno "'Green Teen' Finalist for Arctic Ambassador"

... is Gregg Bonti!
A sophomore at Staples, Bonti comes from a family of environmentalists for whom conserving energy is second nature. Always conscious of reducing their carbon footprint, Bonti and his family wrap Christmas presents with newspaper, recycle cans, bottles, newspapers and plastic, carry aluminum water bottles, turn off lights and keep the thermostat down to sweater temperatures in winter. The self-acclaimed ambassador of his "blended" family, Bonti "looks forward to working with the team and would be cautious when it comes to observing the polar bears in their habitat." -- Westport Patch, CT - Nine 'Green Teen' Finalists in Arctic Ambassador Competition

This way to the vomitorium, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by Vanderleun at May 16, 2010 3:28 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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My heart shall be in a perpetual state of sorrow whilst contemplating the cosmic magnitude of all the trees murdered and dinosaur blood extinguished to spread the news of this pretender. But it is worth it, because the world will last 1 trillionth of a second longer.

Posted by: Rick at May 16, 2010 6:09 AM

How is it we never hear how many of these idiots become extinct every 8½ minutes?

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at May 16, 2010 7:07 AM

Blended family? Blended with what?...Ethanol?

Posted by: Blastineau at May 16, 2010 3:13 PM

No no, this green teen is merely a product his environment. From the excellent Reference USA Residential database, I find that the median home price in his family's zip code is $687,900 and the median income is $155,700. Well to do liberals + true believers in America as all that's wrong with the world + in a cerulean blue state = ditzy kid, without a scrap of common sense, diligently at work to overcome his whiteness handicap in the admissions battle at the Ivies by groveling at the feet of Good Al and His Nine Million Buck Second Home.

Good Al is a shining example for all liberal bigots on the make to emulate. Tobin is on his way.

Posted by: Gregory Koster at May 16, 2010 3:24 PM

hotsy-totsy here comes another little Nazi

Posted by: bill at May 16, 2010 5:23 PM

hotsy-totsy here comes another little Nazi

Posted by: bill at May 16, 2010 5:23 PM

Save the polar bears! Send more green teens. Shall we start a charity?

Posted by: Western Chauvinist at May 17, 2010 7:10 AM

Why do serial killers pick on innocent, decent people as victims when they could have such rich pickings among people like these insufferable greenies?

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at May 17, 2010 9:43 AM

Hey folks, I think we got it all wrong. We should be congratulating this kid and his parental units. Looks like they finally produced a human being who's shit don't stink.

Posted by: Blastineau at May 17, 2010 1:20 PM

I thik we've found the volunteer to provide dental care to our ursine neighbors to the north. Those teeth are going to floss themselves.

Posted by: Scott M at May 18, 2010 3:25 AM

I have a feeling this lad would be popular in prison.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 18, 2010 10:41 AM

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