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February 26, 2010



President Obama has summoned the elder gods of the North,
to bring a blizzard which is currently pounding the eastern seaboard. Earlier this week he met with his Secretary of Paranormal Activity to determine an appropriate ritual. He and Secretary Mabius decided on a ritual to summon the elder winter gods of the North to help keep politicians talking yesterday.... White House spokespeople confirm that no animals were harmed in the ritual itself. The skin of a polar bear, which died of natural causes, was worn by the President in the White House Rose Garden. There he made a deal with the elder gods, and in exchange for snow he gave them tax exempt status as a state recognized religious institution. Schools and businesses throughout the Northeastern United States are closed today due to the President’s incantation. -- Weekly World News

Posted by Vanderleun at February 26, 2010 3:17 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Cthulhu for President in 2012.

Why Settle for the Lesser Evil?

Posted by: Fat Man at February 26, 2010 5:32 PM

Reminds me of The OBAMAnable Snowjob (NSFW) from the 2008 stage of his forever-war-campaign.

Posted by: monkeyfan at February 27, 2010 8:50 AM

I suspect the Gods of the North would take a dim view of Obama. A meeting between Obama and Odinn would be amusing, but not for the pres.

Posted by: Quent at March 5, 2010 9:28 PM

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