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January 13, 2010

Why Ace Rules!

Today's top item at Ace of Spades HQ entire:

Beck. Palin. Apocalypse.

Palin on Glenn Beck right now, for the full hour. She's the Gatekeeper, he's the Keymaster, and there is no Dana -- only Zuul.

Paul Begala just suffered a spontaneous prolapsed rectum.

What can I say except: "Gozer the Traveler will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

Posted by Vanderleun at January 13, 2010 4:38 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Now that is made of Awesome. Every once in a while I read something so awesome I'm devastated that I didn't think of it first,

Posted by: JimSullivan at January 14, 2010 4:19 AM

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