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January 27, 2010

Kidnapped Word

3. Organic Real Definition: Contains carbon.
Agenda Monkey Definition: 1. The word on the side of my canvas grocery bag that helped me get invited to wine tastings by the elitist metrosexual sock puppet I met on the bus. 2. Well, it costs more, so it's better, right? 3. Of or relating to items whose importance magnifies exponentially with the number of people listening to you talk about it. 4. Of or relating to common food items that you wouldn't otherwise think to bring up in conversation, but has suddenly become important to share with everyone in earshot. Recommended Daily Utterances: 12 -- The Dipso Chronicles: Everyone Gets a Stick and Unlimited Whacks at This One

Posted by Vanderleun at January 27, 2010 1:17 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Why anyone would want to return to the eating habits of people who only lived until they were 30 I'll never know.

Posted by: monkeyfan at February 1, 2010 7:30 PM

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