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January 2, 2010

In Stunning Reversal, Charles Johnson Claims Caucasian Ancestry

Where's the birth certificate, Charlie?

Jowls dropped all over the LGF comment stream as both commenters reacted to Little Green Footballs - 'Is This Racist, Charles Johnson?' in which Johnson walks the cat back from his Darwinist/DNA ledge by claiming:
"It apparently escaped this wingnut’s notice that I’m white."

Johnson's parents, A. Sullivan-Johnson and B. Frank-Johnson of Washington, D.C. would not comment but instead released a Certification of Live Birth issued in Hawaii from an undisclosed hospital on an undisclosed date. This afternoon, however, NAAAJBM (The National Association of African-American Jazz and Blues Musicians) released the following statement, "We told you that boy had no chops."

Sara Palin's spokesperson, reacting to the photograph, said only, "Not fit to lick let alone shine."

Posted by Vanderleun at January 2, 2010 12:30 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Go home and get your f***kin' shinebox!

Posted by: Billy Batts at January 2, 2010 7:24 PM

Charles Johnson has licked & spittled boots for years, he went off my list when he smacked the wonderful GoV some years back.

That west coast, classless cracker needs a well shined shoe shoved up his hairy liberal ass.

Posted by: daphne at January 3, 2010 4:59 PM

I wonder if he uses his ponytail to wipe off the polish.

Posted by: Blastineau at January 5, 2010 9:39 AM

I'm betting he uses the ponytail to wipe off his mouth.

Posted by: vanderleun at January 5, 2010 10:42 AM

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