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January 5, 2010

Every Day Brings One More Reason to Love Michelle Obama's Mirror

It's the only way to get inside the Obama White House living quarters. Here, let me demonstrate:
"Historic news continued to be made. No, not the undie-bomber. I’m talking about the historic appointment of the first transgendered person to a real important federal position. Some of course, would question whether that honor belongs to Mr/Ms Simpson.

"But Bruno said that she will not be disputing the title. In a further statement, Department of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano stated that she felt Mr/Ms Simpson’s appointment showed that the system worked perfectly. If by “perfectly” you mean our first, historic transgendered assignment was not accomplished with the use of exploding underpants." -- Michelle Obama's Mirror's Blog: We’re Ba-raack

Posted by Vanderleun at January 5, 2010 8:47 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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If Obama were wise (which he ain't) he would have appointed Napolitano head of the Federal Bureau of Prisons. Once there, she (he?) could have performed all the overnight and weekend inspections of women's prisons she could have ever dreamed of. Just imagine..."how's that bunk sister.....Big 'ol Janet is here to try it out with you...." Strip searches? You bet! Lengthy late-night bull sessions on power tools and flannel shirts? Done!

Posted by: Blastineau at January 5, 2010 9:26 AM

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