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October 7, 2009

UO! - Teh Gay Wine

"Encruz" -- UO! Homepage graphic. Because bondage without blasphemy just isn't twisted enough!

It's here. It's queer. Decant it.
UO! singular wines Watch the dark tear slide slowly down the glass, and you’ll know what to do next. Uncork the bottle, let it breathe for a while…then pour a brimming glass, examine the color, deep, almost black. Swirl the contents playfully and see how flows slowly over the surface of the glass. It smells of ripe, dark fruits, fragrant, a steamy jungle, a…Taste it. Raise the glass to your lips and you’ll notice deep and balanced flavors, they are sumptuous, you can almost chew on them, they fill you...

Reacting to this new product a commenter @ davidthompson asks: "So it doesn't come in a box then?"

Posted by Vanderleun at October 7, 2009 1:11 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Nice graphic. I assume the bottle is in back, being brought to room body temperature.

Posted by: Velociman at October 7, 2009 1:36 PM

Oh you are a very bad, bad man.

Posted by: vanderleun at October 7, 2009 2:17 PM

Damn corksuckers...
I hear they suck the cork out to open the bottle, or use the rear for twist-offs...

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at October 7, 2009 4:25 PM

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