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October 9, 2009

In local news, this deadpan police report...

Near my house in Seattle Car collides with pole on Aurora last night via Queen Anne View. The police report says "the driver initially stated that there may have been up to three other passengers with her, who ran off after the accident. SPD conducted a search at the scene, but found no other passengers, and believes it is highly unlikely anyone else was riding in the car...." but concludes:
Signs of impairment were noted, but toxicology results have not come back yet. The report also stated that the female driver was nude from the waist down and that no pants or underwear were located at the scene.

Posted by Vanderleun at October 9, 2009 1:10 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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That reminds me of my drinking days. The morning after a hard night of drinking, I apologized to a friend for tipping over on my motorcycle at a stop sign while giving him a ride home. He said it had never happened. Some 30 years later, 20 sober, I still swear he was on the back.

Posted by: Mark at October 9, 2009 10:57 PM

Drunk, partly nude women? Were was American Digest on the night of the crime?

Posted by: askmom at October 10, 2009 6:47 AM

Like the missing clothes, the missing passengers may have decided to go 'missing' sometime before the incident.

It will make a good story at the high school reunion.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at October 10, 2009 9:22 AM

Two words: invisible zombies!

Posted by: Scott M at October 10, 2009 4:53 PM

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