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August 11, 2009

Memo to "Maverick" Meghan McCain:


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You are not a "Maverick."

This is a Maverick
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Any questions? No? Good. And remember, when the tweeting gets vacuous, the vacuous go shopping. So get ye off to the mall, kid. If we wanted a Paris Hilton of Politics we would have taken Paris up on her campaign last year. So far, you don't even rise to the level of Paris Hilton. Instead, you've got Arlen Specter written all over you.

Cassy Fiano is kinder in "Meghan McCain attempts to take on Michelle Malkin; epically fails"
Just because we aren't appointing you our new rising star doesn't mean you don't have a place here. I suspect Meghan knows this deep down, but what kind of attention would she get by acknowledging that? It's much more fun to sit there and try to fill the role of the new maverick in the Republican party.
HT: Morgan

Posted by Vanderleun at August 11, 2009 11:43 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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She is fat enough to be a Bill Clinton girlfriend.

Posted by: Fat Man at August 12, 2009 9:36 AM

You’re Meghan McCain, and you’re jealous. You were all ready to be crowned princess, and you hired a makeup consultant and a new hair sissy, and somehow the old man screwed the pooch.

You’re Meghan McCain, and you’re jealous. You’ve always been so rich that tout le monde assures you that having blond hair and a pretty face makes the midnight refrigerator raids meaningless, and that being a fag hag is rilly hot. And this little Asian person or whatever with two kids for God’s sake is getting all this attention.

You’re Meghan McCain, and you’re jealous. You were supposed to be the altogether It Girl, and now this snippy little brown chick with the big brain and cute figure thinks that just because she’s gorgeous and can write like a bitch she’s more important than you are.

You’re Meghan McCain, and you’re jealous.

With apologies to Stuart Schwartz

Posted by: Rob De Witt at August 12, 2009 7:56 PM

Crossposted at Morgan's, btw...

Posted by: Rob De Witt at August 12, 2009 8:56 PM

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