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NOOSECAR! Seven Minutes on “Bubba” Jussi Wallace

Even though it was revealed by the FBI not to be a noose but a pull-down loop on a garage door rope, the ignorant Bubba Bullshit Wallace insists it was a KKK Noose!  All you need to know about Bubba Wallace is that he went on The View and Don Lemon’s show.

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  • M. Murcek June 24, 2020, 11:31 AM

    Imagine you are father of a boy who idolizes Bubba Wallace be cause “he’s a race car driver and he’s just like me!” You have bought him Bubba swag and he has a Bubba poster on the wall in his room. What do you tell him now? The truth? The false narrative?

  • ghostsniper June 24, 2020, 11:39 AM

    It appears the “noose” was in that garage bay since at least last October. Wallace has said he has never even seen it and someone else reported it. Once again lying assed media gets everything wrong in the worst way possible, almost as if they intended it that way. Maybe the NAACP should pony up the coin and have electric garage door openers installed on ALL NASCAR garage bays across the fruited plain?

  • azlibertarian June 24, 2020, 12:27 PM

    HT to Ace, but there is evidence of that knot-on-the-end-of-a-garage-door-pull being there since 2017.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/1275636072911908867?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1275636072911908867&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Face.mu.nu%2F

    This NASCAR Noose Hoax shows us a Left with egg all over their faces while insisting that they’re tofu-eating vegans.

  • BillH June 24, 2020, 1:43 PM

    Methinks Mr. Wallace had best stick to his day job and leave the rabble rousing to CNN, MSNBC et al.

  • John Venlet June 24, 2020, 2:19 PM

    NASCAR’s new moniker, NOOSECAR. Start you engines!

  • Jewel June 24, 2020, 3:28 PM

    Oh good grief. When I was a kid we had an old garage with a pull down rope with a lynching noose in it…like proper folk with old garages and garage doors did.

  • Vanderleun June 24, 2020, 3:54 PM

    And it’s Venlet for the Meme of the Moment.

  • Gordon Scott June 24, 2020, 4:49 PM

    Has anyone seen this knot up close? Because the traditional hangman’s noose is the wrong sort of knot for the purpose of pulling on the rope. A hangman’s noose would tend to tighten around the hand that’s pulling down on it. A better choice would be a bowline knot, because that retains the same loop size no matter how one pulls on it.

  • ghostsniper June 24, 2020, 5:40 PM

    Gordon sed: “…hangman’s noose is the wrong sort of knot for the purpose of pulling on the rope…”
    ========
    Correct.
    I heard it was a Bimini knot, it doesn’t slide.
    My money is on the whole thing being a complete fabrication.
    He crawls in Jussi the Fags shadow.

  • Jimmy Bob Jo Jim Jack June 24, 2020, 5:59 PM

    How will the FBI overthrow a duly elected president if they are learning how to work a garage pull?
    Ricky Bobby went back to driving a billboard around in a circle for four hours.
    All that faded glory. Long gone and never to return.

  • Vanderleun June 24, 2020, 6:08 PM

    I AGREE. Nascar (aka Noosecar) has just been cloned engines on billboards since forever. No more interesting than the back and forth jumping and swishing net tickling with the overinflated scrotum thing or the down the field nudging and butt waggling thing with the oval suppository.

  • buddhaha June 24, 2020, 8:07 PM

    Gordon Scott:
    “Has anyone seen this knot up close? Because the traditional hangman’s noose is the wrong sort of knot for the purpose of pulling on the rope. A hangman’s noose would tend to tighten around the hand that’s pulling down on it. A better choice would be a bowline knot, because that retains the same loop size no matter how one pulls on it.”

    It’s a half-a$$ed hangman’s knot; a real one has 13 loops in it, the better to provide a large fulcrum to break the neck.

    You’re right, a bowline would be a better knot… if you were sure of how much rope you wanted to hang down and how big a loop you want. A slip knot is better for those purposes – you can slide it up to make the line shorter. However, as you point out, it would tend to bind on the hand pulling it.

    Enter the multiple loop slipknot, better known as the hangman’s knot. The multiple loops provide enough surface friction that simply pulling on the loop won’t move the knot, but grabbing the knot itself allows loop size adjustment.

    In other words, this is an absolutely normal loop on the end of a garage door pull down rope, and claims to the contrary are simply looking for trouble.

  • Auntie Analogue June 24, 2020, 10:41 PM

    If it had been a bowtie knot would it have been blamed on Louis Farrakhan, or on Pee Wee Herman?

  • Rob June 25, 2020, 8:23 AM

    I tie a couple of nooses on my shoes each morning.