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Selter Tells It Like It Is while CNN closes in on whatever is the press secretary these days

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  • Gagdad Bob June 14, 2022, 4:14 PM

    If you can’t keep up with Biden, it’s time to get your affairs in order.

  • Lance de Boyle June 14, 2022, 4:29 PM

    Down here, we’re too poor to keep up with Biden.
    We just sit on our wooden porches, gently rocking and whittling, and watch him mumble-stumble by.
    “Hey, Ned, here he comes.”
    “Oopsie. Tripped on his tie.”
    “Okay, now he’s up…. Nope, down again.”
    “What’d he say?”
    “He called you a fat lying pony soldier.”
    “Uh oh, the left side of his face is sagging way down.”
    “He just said, ‘wuhza wupwup.”
    “That’s about it, I’d say.”
    “Yup. Pass me anuther Big Red, Ted.”

  • jwm June 14, 2022, 4:38 PM

    Curley Joe and Farina.


  • Mike Austin June 14, 2022, 5:15 PM

    Let us all praise famous men—but only if they are sodomites. Let us as well during “Pride Month” praise exactly what it is they do to be so praiseworthy:

    1. fellatio
    2. anal sex
    3. fisting
    4. rimming
    5. hot lunches
    6. golden showers
    7. feltching
    8. glory holes
    9. pedophilia
    10. BSDM
    11. puppy training

    There is more—much more. But modesty prevails. Just remember one thing—ok, several things: you might have a favorite sodomite who holds conservative views. He might deny that he performs all those things I listed above, that he is just “a normal guy”. But he performs some of them most certainly. And the other ones—including the activities I did not list—will be part of his repertoire sooner rather than later. Just for fun, ask your friend what he put in his mouth that morning.

    Naturally a normal man is repulsed by such things. But no matter. The ruling elites are teaching them all to your children.

    Jesus said He would return one day. Ok. Might we ask Him to hurry it up a bit?

    • ghostsniper June 15, 2022, 4:15 AM

      To be involved with any of those things is proof of mental damage.
      To support such behavior is just as bad.
      Playing around in each others shit holes.
      It’s unbelievable that this is even a thing.
      Instant death to all involved.

      • Mike Austin June 15, 2022, 5:12 AM

        “Instant death” was exactly what was delivered to the 5 cities of the plains. Sodom and Gomorrah were 2 of them. The inhabitants of those dreadful places practiced then what has become today in the West something to be praised, worshipped and taught to children.

    • steveaz June 15, 2022, 5:44 AM

      Many of us men hold a pronounced affection for certain of our comrades. We value the physical handsomeness, or handiness, or a wit, or a constant honesty in our peers, and, yes, we fall in love with it. With him.

      But, most men who love other men do not seek to have penetrative sex with those Fellows that we admire and love. We copulate through discourse, mutual works, shared laughs and close socialization instead. Daily games, confidences, teases, cooperations, sports: these are the mortar and bricks of Man’s love for each other. Not anonymous sexual encounters, butt-play and watery Rolling Rock beers.

      We used to understand this type of love, and channel it into productive outcomes. But the polarized, dumb political discourse that American media encourages has put a stop deep thoughts and pulled the heart out of all of our discussions.

      I’ll be glad when Social Media dies.

  • CC June 14, 2022, 6:13 PM

    When my mop starts looking like that, I get a new one.

    • Jack June 15, 2022, 6:00 AM

      No kidding. I was stunned by the dirty mop look, the batting eyes and the inability to look at her subject. Just a negro lesbian thing.

      • PA Cat June 15, 2022, 9:07 AM

        I’ll give JoJo’s spokescritter this much– she doesn’t hurt the eyes as much as Lori Light-in-the-Loafers, aka the Mayor of Shitcago.

  • TrangBang68 June 14, 2022, 7:01 PM

    That new press secretary Latrine Goebbels, she’s a sharp one…yep

  • andre June 14, 2022, 7:41 PM

    Makes you long for Jan Psaki. If she can’t keep up with Biden she must have serious cognitive problems as well. I would consider her mentally slow. But then isn’t that the whole point, not to have someone alert and sane?

  • Tom Hyland June 14, 2022, 9:05 PM

    Take a look at New Mexico Gov. Michelle… glazed and dazzled by the energy… when power touches a willing receptacle. This woman got married last week to her Albuquerque construction contractor boyfriend… in DC… is a ceremony officiated by Kamala Harris. Michelle wanted the VP slot so badly but, sorry, New Mexico doesn’t offer even a blip on the screen when most folks don’t know it’s actually one of the 50 states. https://tinyurl.com/5n7rzsh4

  • jwm June 15, 2022, 7:14 AM

    I checked National Weather Service this morning, as always. They have this coming Sunday listed as “Juneteenth”. Looks like negroes rank above fatherhood, and Persyns of Perversion.
    Love this place…
    No, really.


    • ghostsniper June 15, 2022, 12:18 PM

      Well 19 June 2022 will mark 44 years to the day that I got out of a 4 year stretch in prison, er, the army, and I plan to be dronk by 9am that day. If I get up at 6 and skip the mud and dive right into the 16oz bud’s at the rate of 3 per hour by 9am there will be 9 of them down the pipe and I’ll be talkin shit and latchin onto motherfuckers. But in reality if it didn’t rain over night I will most likely fire up the rider and mow the yard…. Juneteenth? Doesn’t exist and never did. Just one more instance of silliness marking the era of silliness, otherwise known in future history as “The Time in American History Where Adults Took A Break and Let Children Rule the Roost”. The next chapter in that history book is titled, “The Adults Come Home From Vacation and Sweep Up the Mess That Awaits Them”.

      Now, if you please, UPS just dropped off a 27lb box of 5.56 and before I inventory and install them in the armory I’m going to take a few mags worth out back and make sure they perform as they should. Hold my beer….