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Secret Passages: In the Fog but sailing towards the light

FOG CLOSES CHANNEL. CONTINENT CUT OFF. YOU SHALL NOT PASS The city of Seattle – mainlanders, as we here on the peninsula of West Seattle will be referring to them soon enough – has seen fit to shut down the West Seattle Bridge.

Things it is overdue to say to false and long gone and batshit crazy TrumpDeranged  Facebook “friends”:  Even now with the future of yourself and your children and your grandchildren on the line, your hate disease compels you to rise every morning and connect your brain to these huge hoses of media sewage you’ve become addicted to and let those liquid streams of sewage flow into you so you can spew the semi-solid fetid clots of hate back out into your increasingly smaller circle of deranged rotters and wreckers and other bad Americans bobbing over your shared cesspool like drinking birds over the slop. It’s a sad and degenerate state of being but you seem to have been driven into your encroaching darkness for the past nearly 4 years and given this current state of your sad derangement I doubt there is a cure for you. So dust off that two-pronged pink pussy hat from late November 2016 and line it with aluminum foil and jam it on your head and wear it proudly down into the dark.

Somebody’s got a lot of balls. Testicle-eating festival is latest event to be canceled by coronavirus pandemic | 

Globalization is the first casualty – The New Neo The globalists who excoriated Trump as a racist xenophobe might have to face the fact that events have been proving him right: we do need to make America great again. It’s not academic, it’s not just a campaign slogan. It’s a reality staring us in the face.

We’ll Be Alright, and Then We Must Reckon with Communist China    We have hundreds of thousands of churches and businesses and schools across America that are closed now. Many of them will not re-open. They didn’t fail because of some flaw within them or because their model didn’t work. They failed, or will fail, because of a tyrannical system beyond our shores that lied to the whole world. America’s churches and businesses and schools are closed because, on the other side of the world, China’s amoral dictators failed to be a normal nation and do the right thing. They lied out of their paranoid obsession with power. In America, we can make fun of Trump, call him names and mock whoever we want and find others who will laugh with us. In China, merely displaying a cartoon of Winnie the Pooh — because of his resemblance to dictator Xi — risks imprisonment. Should we do business with such a thin-skinned despot?

33 Vintage Photos From The Grand Canyon’s Historic Kolb Studi  When the Kolb brothers officially opened their small photography studio perched on the rim of a monstrous canyon in 1906, they perhaps did not know just how pioneering their stunt was.

 Please Update Your Files And Lifestyles Accordingly A new torment for woke sophisticates: The hidden bigotry of crosswords. That sound you hear is barrel-bottom-scraping. The popular puzzles are largely written and edited by older white men, who dictate what makes it into the grid—and what is kept out.

Springtime In The Pandemic | The right thing to do when someone says, “we need to normalize wearing masks in public like the Asians” is to punch them in the nose. That should have been the answer to people telling us their pronouns or their weird sexual fetishes. Instead, we committed ourselves to making one exception after another to accommodate a metastasizing number of weirdos, oddballs

There ain’t no cure for love    stupid.

Springtime In The Pandemic  Suddenly, the women taking care of their kids, taking over their schooling and being a stabilizing force are cool. Those career women sheltering in place with their box wine and social media account can no longer kid themselves about their real status in society.

Why Climb the Ladder When You Can Take the Escalator?

So What Happens After You Flush?  If you are flushing literally anything but toilet paper or your expulsions down the toilet, your wastewater treatment plant operators think you’re kind of worse than the douche you flushed. This includes flushing so-called “flushable wet wipes” which are technically flushable, but so is a kitten.

The People Our Loser Elite Look Down Upon Are Saving Our Bacon  Here are some people who are useless, especially now: Performance artists, diversity consultants, magic crystal healers, sociology TAs, members of the mainstream media, and gender-unspecified entities who brew kale kombucha.  Here are some people who matter, especially now: Soldiers, nurses, truckers, cops, the guy who stocks the shelves at Ralphs, farmers, and that dude rebuilding your roof.


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  • ghostsniper March 24, 2020, 12:07 PM

    So, she’s a horses ass?
    If something’s worth shooting you need more than 2 shots.

  • jwm March 24, 2020, 4:07 PM

    I remember in one of Trump’s Virus press conferences some days ago he made reference to WWII. He spoke of how America produced incredible numbers of ships in an incredibly short period of time for the war effort. My guess is that that is what comes next: an all out campaign to return manufacturing, and especially drug production, medical equipment, and electronics to these shores. If anything has become clear, it’s that China is a bad actor, and we’ve been the worst of fools to allow them so much leverage over our daily lives. I hope to see millenials faced with so much employment they’ll get worked out of wokeness. Maybe I’m wrong. I frequently am. But I hope and pray that this is the case.


  • ghostsniper March 24, 2020, 6:00 PM

    “…all out campaign to return manufacturing…”
    The only way that’ll happen is if they drastically slash gestapo regulations and draconian taxes.
    Those are the reasons the businesses left in the first place. The average person hasn’t the slightest idea what even small businesses have to deal with in this country let alone the large ones. 9 out of 10 businesses fail within the first 5 years.

  • jwm March 24, 2020, 6:35 PM

    Exactly right, Ghost. I’m trying to find a shiny nickel in this shitpile. And I’m guessing that point will get driven like a nail as soon as people find out they could have had a job except that EPA climate change regulations prohibited the carbon, or some such crap, or the board of directors can’t be seated until they find a non-binary transexual person of color. I know a whole lot of folks, myself included, were totally unaware that such a huge percentage of our fucking MEDICINE comes from labs in China. I think a call to bring that one industry alone back here would get overwhelming approval.


  • ghostsniper March 25, 2020, 4:37 AM

    Remember when “Made in America” was normal?
    (I believe Sam Walton used that as a selling point back in the 80’s)
    Well it could be again, if the major barricade was eliminated.

  • Snakepit Kansas March 25, 2020, 5:33 AM

    I was at Menards a day ago to get a few drill bits. Almost all made in China. Bosch Brand, made in China. This Chicom Flu thing has me pissed some. I kept looking and then I see MONTANA BRAND drill bits. PROUDLY MADE IN USA. Cost a bit more, but will probably last much longer. Sold.

  • CC March 25, 2020, 8:00 AM

    “Testicle Festival cancelled – Mayor Pete most affected…”

  • ghostsniper March 25, 2020, 8:37 AM

    A day ago I loaned a neighbor a box of drill bits.
    Yes, he brought them back.

  • Jack March 25, 2020, 9:07 AM

    I grew up on horses and spent a little time messing with cows. Great way for a kid to grow up and I have fond memories of all of it but I have not a single memory of eating calf testicles, fondly or otherwise.

    I was raised in the Deep South where a lot of weird crap can find its way to a lunch or dinner plate, especially if you have an unnatural bent for eating ‘soul food’…. but I never knew that anyone, anywhere, ever that ate a calf’s clangers until I moved to Oklahoma.

    Mental imagery is a fun thing and when I first heard of the practice I imagined a big boiling pot filled with hot and highly seasoned (is there any other way) gray-ish swollen balls floating in a mass of pale gooey broth, bursting with flavor, just waiting for a real man to grab a ladle and serve ‘em up hot with the ever present slice of Texas toast with a side of boiled baby carrots and mashed potatoes swimming in gravy.

    Nope, that wasn’t it. Typical of unimaginative, small town Oklahoma, they slice the things….a job I would refuse on all levels….roll ‘em in flour, fry ‘em up so that the look like fried dill pickles and then serve them with the traditional Texas toast, boiled carrots and mashed potatoes swimming in gravy.

    Salted, peppered and slathered in hot sauce, they taste like you’d expect them to taste. I found them to be disgusting.

  • James ONeil March 25, 2020, 11:55 AM

    Oddly enough, there are apparently a number of folks that enjoy eating kidneys as well.