FOG CLOSES CHANNEL. CONTINENT CUT OFF. YOU SHALL NOT PASS The city of Seattle – mainlanders, as we here on the peninsula of West Seattle will be referring to them soon enough – has seen fit to shut down the West Seattle Bridge.
Things it is overdue to say to false and long gone and batshit crazy TrumpDeranged Facebook “friends”: Even now with the future of yourself and your children and your grandchildren on the line, your hate disease compels you to rise every morning and connect your brain to these huge hoses of media sewage you’ve become addicted to and let those liquid streams of sewage flow into you so you can spew the semi-solid fetid clots of hate back out into your increasingly smaller circle of deranged rotters and wreckers and other bad Americans bobbing over your shared cesspool like drinking birds over the slop. It’s a sad and degenerate state of being but you seem to have been driven into your encroaching darkness for the past nearly 4 years and given this current state of your sad derangement I doubt there is a cure for you. So dust off that two-pronged pink pussy hat from late November 2016 and line it with aluminum foil and jam it on your head and wear it proudly down into the dark.
Somebody’s got a lot of balls. Testicle-eating festival is latest event to be canceled by coronavirus pandemic |
Globalization is the first casualty – The New Neo The globalists who excoriated Trump as a racist xenophobe might have to face the fact that events have been proving him right: we do need to make America great again. It’s not academic, it’s not just a campaign slogan. It’s a reality staring us in the face.
We’ll Be Alright, and Then We Must Reckon with Communist China We have hundreds of thousands of churches and businesses and schools across America that are closed now. Many of them will not re-open. They didn’t fail because of some flaw within them or because their model didn’t work. They failed, or will fail, because of a tyrannical system beyond our shores that lied to the whole world. America’s churches and businesses and schools are closed because, on the other side of the world, China’s amoral dictators failed to be a normal nation and do the right thing. They lied out of their paranoid obsession with power. In America, we can make fun of Trump, call him names and mock whoever we want and find others who will laugh with us. In China, merely displaying a cartoon of Winnie the Pooh — because of his resemblance to dictator Xi — risks imprisonment. Should we do business with such a thin-skinned despot?
33 Vintage Photos From The Grand Canyon’s Historic Kolb Studi When the Kolb brothers officially opened their small photography studio perched on the rim of a monstrous canyon in 1906, they perhaps did not know just how pioneering their stunt was.
Please Update Your Files And Lifestyles Accordingly A new torment for woke sophisticates: The hidden bigotry of crosswords. That sound you hear is barrel-bottom-scraping. The popular puzzles are largely written and edited by older white men, who dictate what makes it into the grid—and what is kept out.
Springtime In The Pandemic | The right thing to do when someone says, “we need to normalize wearing masks in public like the Asians” is to punch them in the nose. That should have been the answer to people telling us their pronouns or their weird sexual fetishes. Instead, we committed ourselves to making one exception after another to accommodate a metastasizing number of weirdos, oddballs
There ain’t no cure for
#coronavirus: seguiamo le indicazioni delle autorità sanitarie e usiamo cautela, ma nessun terrorismo psicologico e soprattutto basta con i soliti sciacalli che non vedevano l’ora di usare questa scusa per odiare e insultare. Uniti in questa battaglia comune! #AbbracciaUnCinese pic.twitter.com/pUdqEl0piW
— Dario Nardella (@DarioNardella) February 1, 2020
Springtime In The Pandemic Suddenly, the women taking care of their kids, taking over their schooling and being a stabilizing force are cool. Those career women sheltering in place with their box wine and social media account can no longer kid themselves about their real status in society.
Why Climb the Ladder When You Can Take the Escalator?
So What Happens After You Flush? If you are flushing literally anything but toilet paper or your expulsions down the toilet, your wastewater treatment plant operators think you’re kind of worse than the douche you flushed. This includes flushing so-called “flushable wet wipes” which are technically flushable, but so is a kitten.
The People Our Loser Elite Look Down Upon Are Saving Our Bacon Here are some people who are useless, especially now: Performance artists, diversity consultants, magic crystal healers, sociology TAs, members of the mainstream media, and gender-unspecified entities who brew kale kombucha. Here are some people who matter, especially now: Soldiers, nurses, truckers, cops, the guy who stocks the shelves at Ralphs, farmers, and that dude rebuilding your roof.
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This is very funny and brilliant. pic.twitter.com/0Fh2m1onzJ
— Janice Dean (@JaniceDean) March 22, 2020