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Reasons for living I did not know existed: Gary Busey, Pet Judge

Because Gary Busey, Pet Judge, is, er, a thing these happy days.

Then again there are days when you know that the heat death of the Universe cannot come too soon.

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  • gwbnyc March 27, 2021, 8:38 AM

    a once-appreciable screen presence, now on the lam for forcible face theft.

    saw this last night on the way home from a brain scan. no, “they didn’t find anything”.


    -attributed to paul richardson

  • Jack March 27, 2021, 10:13 AM

    You’ll never convince me that the G-man ain’t nuckin’ futz.

  • mmack March 27, 2021, 11:48 AM


    Nothing, but NOTHING tops Gary Busey’s ad for the Amazon Fire Stick:


    “Helllllo pants 👖 ” 😆

    And amazingly, my wife’s cousin has an Amazon Fire Stick for his TV, and when you do your best Gary Busey impression and roar “FIND GARY BUSEY!!!!!!” at it, it will, in fact, find Gary Busey movies for you to watch. 👍🏻

  • Alex March 27, 2021, 1:47 PM

    This universe is played out and has nothing of value left to offer, as it has been completely ruined by the monsters also known has human beings. If God starts again I hope he knows better and decides golden retrievers will be the dominant beings on the new planet.

  • ghostsniper March 27, 2021, 2:08 PM

    I want my 43 seconds back.

  • Elmo March 27, 2021, 6:28 PM

    Dr. Rachel Levine at second 40. She has a monkey on her back.

  • PA Cat March 28, 2021, 12:35 PM

    Waiting for the Case of the Michigan Cat Burglar to come before the Pet Judge:
    “A Michigan man has been arrested after he allegedly broke into a home, pointed a gun at a man’s head and demanded he give him two cats. The 52-year-old man, who has yet to be identified, is facing home invasion and felonious assault charges, according to the Laurium Police Department. . . . The alleged victim told police he woke up to a gun pointed at his head and the suspect demanding he give him the two cats that were at the residence. . . . Police said the suspect left the house with one of the felines. . . . He was later apprehended and police found a cat in the area but it is unclear if it was the stolen animal.”

    A case guaranteed to keep Olive sharpening her claws and make Gary Busey even crazier than he is already.

  • Vanderleun March 28, 2021, 1:19 PM

    Clearly, a death penalty case to be judged by my spirit animal.

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