And amazingly, my wife’s cousin has an Amazon Fire Stick for his TV, and when you do your best Gary Busey impression and roar “FIND GARY BUSEY!!!!!!” at it, it will, in fact, find Gary Busey movies for you to watch. 👍🏻
AlexMarch 27, 2021, 1:47 PM
This universe is played out and has nothing of value left to offer, as it has been completely ruined by the monsters also known has human beings. If God starts again I hope he knows better and decides golden retrievers will be the dominant beings on the new planet.
ghostsniperMarch 27, 2021, 2:08 PM
I want my 43 seconds back.
ElmoMarch 27, 2021, 6:28 PM
Dr. Rachel Levine at second 40. She has a monkey on her back.
PA CatMarch 28, 2021, 12:35 PM
Waiting for the Case of the Michigan Cat Burglar to come before the Pet Judge:
“A Michigan man has been arrested after he allegedly broke into a home, pointed a gun at a man’s head and demanded he give him two cats. The 52-year-old man, who has yet to be identified, is facing home invasion and felonious assault charges, according to the Laurium Police Department. . . . The alleged victim told police he woke up to a gun pointed at his head and the suspect demanding he give him the two cats that were at the residence. . . . Police said the suspect left the house with one of the felines. . . . He was later apprehended and police found a cat in the area but it is unclear if it was the stolen animal.” https://people.com/crime/michigan-man-wakes-up-intruder-gun-head-demanding-cats/
A case guaranteed to keep Olive sharpening her claws and make Gary Busey even crazier than he is already.
VanderleunMarch 28, 2021, 1:19 PM
Clearly, a death penalty case to be judged by my spirit animal.
After scanning its face again and again,
I began to scale it, picking my holds
With intense caution. About half-way
To the top, I was suddenly brought to
A dead stop, with arms outspread
Clinging close to the face of the rock
Unable to move hand or foot
Either up or down. My doom
Appeared fixed. I MUST fall.
There would be a moment of
Bewilderment, and then,
A lifeless rumble down the cliff
To the glacier below.
My mind seemed to fill with a
Stifling smoke. This terrible eclipse
Lasted only a moment, when life blazed
Forth again with preternatural clearness.
I seemed suddenly to become possessed
Of a new sense. My trembling muscles
Became firm again, every rift and flaw in
The rock was seen as through a microscope,
My limbs moved with a positiveness and precision
With which I seemed to have
Nothing at all to do.
Real World Address for Donations, Mash Notes and Hate Mail
Gerard Van der Leun
1692 MANGROVE AVE
APT 379
Chico, Ca 95926
Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
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a once-appreciable screen presence, now on the lam for forcible face theft.
OT-
saw this last night on the way home from a brain scan. no, “they didn’t find anything”.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a56a6c2f84d70a5242ab8c51e4f2a25b5d8f92deb782fd8a26e7fdd37b5e8634.jpg
-attributed to paul richardson
You’ll never convince me that the G-man ain’t nuckin’ futz.
Gerard,
Nothing, but NOTHING tops Gary Busey’s ad for the Amazon Fire Stick:
https://youtu.be/OE4MrFx2XCs
“Helllllo pants 👖 ” 😆
And amazingly, my wife’s cousin has an Amazon Fire Stick for his TV, and when you do your best Gary Busey impression and roar “FIND GARY BUSEY!!!!!!” at it, it will, in fact, find Gary Busey movies for you to watch. 👍🏻
This universe is played out and has nothing of value left to offer, as it has been completely ruined by the monsters also known has human beings. If God starts again I hope he knows better and decides golden retrievers will be the dominant beings on the new planet.
I want my 43 seconds back.
Dr. Rachel Levine at second 40. She has a monkey on her back.
Waiting for the Case of the Michigan Cat Burglar to come before the Pet Judge:
“A Michigan man has been arrested after he allegedly broke into a home, pointed a gun at a man’s head and demanded he give him two cats. The 52-year-old man, who has yet to be identified, is facing home invasion and felonious assault charges, according to the Laurium Police Department. . . . The alleged victim told police he woke up to a gun pointed at his head and the suspect demanding he give him the two cats that were at the residence. . . . Police said the suspect left the house with one of the felines. . . . He was later apprehended and police found a cat in the area but it is unclear if it was the stolen animal.”
https://people.com/crime/michigan-man-wakes-up-intruder-gun-head-demanding-cats/
A case guaranteed to keep Olive sharpening her claws and make Gary Busey even crazier than he is already.
Clearly, a death penalty case to be judged by my spirit animal.