— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) August 29, 2021
Dear me, it was only a couple of weeks back that we were (jokingly for sure) discussing a MyPillow political solution in DC: The Passing of a President :
Good morning sire,” said Agent Jeeves (“sire” being their little joke) as he went to lift up President’s MyPillow. It snagged and, lifting came away from the kind old president’s face with his dentures clamped deeply into the now gnawed and ripped MyPillowCase. Jeeves stepped back calmly and sent a quick text to the Vice President’s phone in a bedroom on the Oprah Winfrey estate in Maui, “Delaware down. Wheels up in one hour. Wear black. Bring out the Jackie Kennedy style veil we packed for you.”
Jeeves poked his head out of the door and nodded to the carefully vetted Secret Service guards in the hall, “Get Op NewKidInTown launched.” He closed the door behind them as the guards went to alert the President’s Coroner in his jump seat one floor down.