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Arby’s Deep Fried Turkey Pillow

“Like sleeping inside a cozy turkey”

“Covers half of your face with a turkey.”
– Approved Claim By An Arby’s Lawyer

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  • Kevin in PA November 20, 2020, 10:02 AM

    I’m glad to see the pillow is made in the USA, but WTF, they don’t supply a face mask with it?
    Our would-be overlords aren’t going to like that.

  • ghostsniper November 20, 2020, 1:43 PM

    another nigress….they’re everywhere!

  • Terry November 20, 2020, 3:58 PM

    Just a more comfortable way to shove one’s head up an ass.

  • PA Cat November 20, 2020, 4:28 PM

    It’s the perfect head covering for the two Grinches who stole Thanksgiving 2020– Anthony “Do As You’re Told” Fauci and Gavin “Do As I Say, Not As I Do” Newsom.

  • Anonymous November 20, 2020, 7:37 PM

    ….not available in Michigan, Pennsylvania, New York or California…

  • Auntie Analogue November 20, 2020, 8:43 PM

    I call . . . FOWL!

  • Gordon Scott November 21, 2020, 7:43 AM

    I like Arby’s. A year or so ago, they decided to sell venison sandwiches at a few stores in the upper midwest. They sold out in about two minutes. So a few months later, having secured a bigger supply, they did it again in more stores. Twin Cities Arby’s had to pass out numbers to folks in line, as each store only received 80 servings. Gone, and gone fast.

    If you’re really in the mood for a protein load, ask for the off-menu Meat Mountain. You get chicken tenders, roast beef, ham, corned beef, angus steak, turkey, brisket, bacon, and two cheeses on a bun. It’s only about $10.

  • EX-Californian Pete November 21, 2020, 8:17 AM

    That gave me an immediate flashback to the “Mr Bean” episode where he got his head stuck inside a gigantic “Christmas turkey” and caused all kinds of hilarious havoc.
    I almost collapsed a lung from laughing so hard.

    Enjoy- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqI03MTdQs

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