I’m glad to see the pillow is made in the USA, but WTF, they don’t supply a face mask with it?
Our would-be overlords aren’t going to like that.
ghostsniperNovember 20, 2020, 1:43 PM
another nigress….they’re everywhere!
TerryNovember 20, 2020, 3:58 PM
Just a more comfortable way to shove one’s head up an ass.
PA CatNovember 20, 2020, 4:28 PM
It’s the perfect head covering for the two Grinches who stole Thanksgiving 2020– Anthony “Do As You’re Told” Fauci and Gavin “Do As I Say, Not As I Do” Newsom.
AnonymousNovember 20, 2020, 7:37 PM
….not available in Michigan, Pennsylvania, New York or California…
Auntie AnalogueNovember 20, 2020, 8:43 PM
I call . . . FOWL!
Gordon ScottNovember 21, 2020, 7:43 AM
I like Arby’s. A year or so ago, they decided to sell venison sandwiches at a few stores in the upper midwest. They sold out in about two minutes. So a few months later, having secured a bigger supply, they did it again in more stores. Twin Cities Arby’s had to pass out numbers to folks in line, as each store only received 80 servings. Gone, and gone fast.
If you’re really in the mood for a protein load, ask for the off-menu Meat Mountain. You get chicken tenders, roast beef, ham, corned beef, angus steak, turkey, brisket, bacon, and two cheeses on a bun. It’s only about $10.
EX-Californian PeteNovember 21, 2020, 8:17 AM
That gave me an immediate flashback to the “Mr Bean” episode where he got his head stuck inside a gigantic “Christmas turkey” and caused all kinds of hilarious havoc.
I almost collapsed a lung from laughing so hard.
The shattered water made a misty din.
Great waves looked over others coming in,
And thought of doing something to the shore
That water never did to land before.
The clouds were low and hairy in the skies,
Like locks blown forward in the gleam of eyes.
You could not tell, and yet it looked as if
The shore was lucky in being backed by cliff,
The cliff in being backed by continent;
It looked as if a night of dark intent
Was coming, and not only a night, an age.
Someone had better be prepared for rage.
There would be more than ocean-water broken
Before God’s last Put out the light was spoken.
Bright blooms of flame spattered shadows on that tide
Whose strangling fingers clawed into our lands,
And scraped out slots, fresh graves upon our sands.
A far-off signal flared and sputtering fell,
Its bloom of sparks erupting deep in slate,
But, like our last edition, this signal came too late.
The drumming bursts of broken cannons
Stomped along the edges of our gilded cage,
And faded like the lies we smeared on our front page,
Faded until all we heard of want or wish or war
Were the screams of our grandchildren slain
Beyond our gilded sand, upon our once fruited plain.
I CELEBRATE myself, and sing myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.
I loafe and invite my soul,
I lean and loafe at my ease observing a spear of summer grass.
My tongue, every atom of my blood, form’d from this soil, this
air,
Born here of parents born here from parents the same, and their
parents the same,
I, now thirty-seven years old in perfect health begin,
Hoping to cease not till death.
— Walt Whitman
Still LIfe with Stick and Word
April is over. May moon.
How many more for my regard,
hundreds, a handful?
Better not trouble the dark water due north of north.
Better to concentrate on something close, something small.
This stick, for instance. This word.
“From a student radical/hippie/leftist of the Free Speech Movement/Vietnam Day Commitee era and a full-on Democratic Liberal in the decades after, I think I’ve evolved a politics that is neither right nor left but is, in its elemental nature, draconian. In the last 20 years, I’ve taken apart my beliefs with a sledgehammer. Now I’ve got to put the surviving parts back together with tweezers and other ‘shabby equipment, always deteriorating’.”
Real World Address for Donations, Mash Notes and Hate Mail
Gerard Van der Leun
1692 MANGROVE AVE
APT 379
Chico, Ca 95926
Arby’s Deep Fried Turkey Pillow
Gerard Van der Leun
April is over. May moon.
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I’m glad to see the pillow is made in the USA, but WTF, they don’t supply a face mask with it?
Our would-be overlords aren’t going to like that.
another nigress….they’re everywhere!
Just a more comfortable way to shove one’s head up an ass.
It’s the perfect head covering for the two Grinches who stole Thanksgiving 2020– Anthony “Do As You’re Told” Fauci and Gavin “Do As I Say, Not As I Do” Newsom.
….not available in Michigan, Pennsylvania, New York or California…
I call . . . FOWL!
I like Arby’s. A year or so ago, they decided to sell venison sandwiches at a few stores in the upper midwest. They sold out in about two minutes. So a few months later, having secured a bigger supply, they did it again in more stores. Twin Cities Arby’s had to pass out numbers to folks in line, as each store only received 80 servings. Gone, and gone fast.
If you’re really in the mood for a protein load, ask for the off-menu Meat Mountain. You get chicken tenders, roast beef, ham, corned beef, angus steak, turkey, brisket, bacon, and two cheeses on a bun. It’s only about $10.
That gave me an immediate flashback to the “Mr Bean” episode where he got his head stuck inside a gigantic “Christmas turkey” and caused all kinds of hilarious havoc.
I almost collapsed a lung from laughing so hard.
Enjoy- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqI03MTdQs