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Post of the Day: President Trump’s September Surprise

Imagine if, on the evening of Tuesday, September 4, President Trump delivered the following speech from the White House . . . 

My fellow Americans,

Traditionally, this is the day when the country ends summer fantasies, gets back to work and to school — €”when we get serious. And it is high time for our political system to follow suit and get serious. Tonight we start.

Two months from now, we will vote for 435 members of the House of Representatives, 34 senators, and countless other officials. Since the last election, we’ve been bombarded with accusations from government officials acting in semi-secrecy and through friendly collaborators in the media that your votes were somehow tainted, and the election results were illegitimate.

Sadly, this outrageous campaign has abetted the Democratic Party’€™s near-unanimous refusal to accept the results of our election. Aptly, they call what they have been doing “the Resistance.” This open cabal of officials, of the media, of corporate America’s leadership, these upscale lords of the universe, are trying to overturn the results of the last presidential election.

They aim to convince you that you are stupid, unsophisticated, and at least a little racist. In short, they want you to know that you can’€™t govern yourselves as well as they would have you governed. They tell you that you must vote for Democrats, any and all Democrats, because if enough are elected, they will impeach Donald Trump who is responsible in part for the stupidity, racism, sexism, etc. that led you to vote as you did in 2016.

For what will they impeach me? For having done exactly what? They won’€™t say directly. They want an endless investigation producing more leaks and suggestions that the worst of the allegations about me may be true. And they want elections to be run on the basis of their smoke and mirrors campaigns.

But it’s time to get serious. That’€™s why, tonight, I’€™m telling them what Muhammed Ali told George Foreman after he had absorbed his best punches: Now it’€™s my turn.

So, tonight, hear this.

Robert Mueller,  you’€™re fired. As of noon Eastern Daylight Time on September 5, along with every person you have hired, you are no longer an employee of the United States. The same goes for Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein. I am canceling all security clearances of yours and of theirs as of that hour. By that moment, you and they will have delivered to the Justice Department’€™s inspector general every copy of every document connected with your investigation of anything having to do with the 2016 election, and every electronic instrument containing such documents. After that moment, your possession of any such documents, in any form, will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

EXCERPT– RTWT @ President Trump’s September Surprise – American Greatness

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  • Howard Nelson June 1, 2018, 5:14 PM

    Angelo Codevilla, A Man for All Good Reasons.

  • Flyover June 1, 2018, 9:27 PM

    Except they should be fired as of that moment the president says it, with federal marshals already in place in their offices, and all gadgets provided by fed gov immediately inoperable. I wouldn’t give them 15 hours to wipe clean their game.

  • Phil in Englewood June 2, 2018, 3:13 AM

    Flyover is right. Other than that, great speech.

  • JoeDaddy June 2, 2018, 3:55 AM


  • Jaynie June 2, 2018, 4:13 AM

    Yes! But don’t give the guys this much of a heads up or they’ll most likely cook up a (corrupt) surprise of their own.

  • Idahobob June 2, 2018, 6:40 AM

    Great speech! But considering the reality of it all, I do not believe that anything like this will actually happen.


  • Casey Klahn June 2, 2018, 7:11 AM

    Ahem. Here is where I remind the kind readers that I called for this before Inauguration Day. I wrote that Trump’s team should send out pink slips and demotions, chain the doors at federal agencies, and seize the computers therein.

    Why don’t they just cut to the chase and hire me for strategy? Deep State would be in the nearest fedpen, instead of all the rest of us living through this Orwellian horror we call the US of A in the 21st Century.

  • ghostsniper June 2, 2018, 11:00 AM

    I always wanted to use “cut to the chase” but never found the right opportunity.

    Regarding gov’t parasites.

    To Trump: Just pull up the entire list of current gov’t employees, put the mouse cursor on the first name and click while holding the shift key. Then sit something heavy on the “page down” key and go to Mara Lago for a couple weeks.

    When you come back the cursor might be on the last name on the list. Then hit the “delete” key and go back to Mara Lago for a couple more weeks.

    When you come back, as you look down at I-75 from Airforce One you’ll notice the traffic jams of ex-gov’t employees trying to find jobs and hiring lawyers to sue the gov’t, in vain.

    Have a good chuckle and think of the millions upon millions of smiling taxpayer faces next April because they won’t be funding the new underclass any longer.

    For dessert cut all EBT cards and bring all soldiers home.

    Then call me and I’ll tell you what to do next.
    You’ll find me and Casey sitting at the Starbucks in Seattle consulting amongst ourselves on what we want you to cut next. Hmmm…. maybe auction off the Smithsonian and Washington monument? Cut Puerto Rico, Guam, and Hawaii loose? Tell Trudeau to blow us?

  • Vanderleun June 2, 2018, 11:13 AM

    Problem with that is Trudeau would do it, enjoy it, and pass on some unique Canadian Tranny STDs to you.

  • anon June 2, 2018, 5:19 PM

    Wishful thinking
    “For having done exactly what?”
    Exactly, he hasn’t done anything. Which of course should tell you what you need to know about Trump

  • ghostsniper June 2, 2018, 7:32 PM

    he sed canadian tranny. lol
    you can tell cause it’s wearing mukaluks