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Okay Here’s the Plan

Trump’s lidless eyes never sleep. He is a 24/7 force of nature. No controversy is too trivial, too silly, too irrelevant to escape his Twitter commentary… Trump senses that the more he offends them, and the more they pronounce him a dunce, a nut, a boor, a criminal, an ogre, then they only reveal what many had suspected about them.Why Do They Hate Him So? – American Greatness

Trump’s going to force them to impeach him. That’s right. He’s going to back them into his corner and get them to, as we say in Communist Chinese Nikeland, “Just Do It.”

And then give them no choice but to pull the pin…

Now the Semi-Sane Left — along with their fully-fisted hand-puppets ( aka the Democrats) — are going to twist and dodge and delay and defenestrate and twerk and twist and gyrate like demented dachshunds on the floor of the House and in their little back-bedroom humpty-hump bordellos of sekreet meetings, to keep from actually “going full impeach…” but it will not avail them.

Trump is going to make them do it to it; to hit it and quit it. Trump is going to make them take their dog and phony show on the road and get down with their bad selves until they actually (No, really and for real.):

You know, an Impeachment vote that has every single representative’s name attached to it. And if they are Democrat reps, even those in very unsafe and very marginal seats, they are still going to have to nail their name to this black hole sun of votes.

Result: Buh-bye to control of the House in 2020.

And when it comes to this result (which will happen to the Democrats like the force of gravity) all elected Democrats with more than three functioning neural networks know they will be sucked into that black hole of political oblivion and also know… There is nothing they can do to stop it.

If their bits aren’t bleached,
They must impeach.

What power compels them to commit this political seppuku? Donald Trump, in word, deed, rally, and tweet, is FORCING THEM TO DO IT. He knows what will happen to them if they impeach better than they do. And so he does not let up on them for a single semi-quaver of a news cycle.

He knows they will HAVE TO DO IT. He knows if he just keeps tweeting they will have to keep pecking at impeachment every day like the Drinking Bird bobbing over the poisoned chalice of despond.

Trump also knows the many hidden benefits of compelling the Democrats to impeach him. For example, impeachment voted in the House puts California in play. “In play” not because Trump can absolutely flip California, but because non-moonbat citizens of California would be so incensed by the Impeachment that the Democrats would be forced to defend California. Many other states and districts would be in the same situation going into 2020 following the abortive Impeachment.

This means that the enemy in 2020 — that thing in the Democrat skin-suit currently worn by the lizard left — has to defend everywhere while Trump’s forces allied with other American factions can attack where they please. Not only that, the coffers for the 2020 campaign will be swollen from the donations pouring in following the abortive impeachment. 2016 was done on a shoe-string. This coming campaign will be, in a word, loaded. Thank you Impeachers all.

The slaughtermeter, once Trump’s manipulation of his own impeachment is taken into account, currently stands at 250%.

Still, let’s not get cocky.

Locked? Loaded? Good.

[UPDATE: I love it when Rush Limbaugh agrees with me:

“Trump’s got them taking positions simply because they hate him that are positions they’ve never taken before. It’s gotta have some of their serious supporters scratching their heads out there. “Do we really want to vote for somebody that wants to send troops all over the world here? This is not what we thought we were about.” So all I am saying is that I think this impeachment thing is actually a gigantic failure.” Pelosi’s Nixon Gambit – The Rush Limbaugh Show]

“Hold back the edges of your gowns, Ladies, we going through hell.”

You want a political briar patch? Try building skyscrapers in New York City for starters.

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  • Mumblix Grumph October 21, 2019, 3:49 AM

    When I hear people saying “Hold the impeachment vote. DO IT!” All I can think of is John Oliver begging Trump to run for President. That didn’t turn out the way they expected. I have no faith in the current Republican party. I would not be surprised one damn bit if they voted to impeach and remove from office.

  • Nunnya Bidnez, jr October 21, 2019, 4:03 AM

    Trump is going to make them hit it and quit it;
    make them get down with their bad selves…

    because Papa Don’t Take No Mess.
    when they dun sumpthing wrong, Papa beat the HELL out them.


    play it fucking loud

  • ghostsniper October 21, 2019, 4:47 AM

    They really can’t think more than 2 seconds ahead, some how.
    The look on a whiners face, 2 seconds AFTER said face gets punched, the moment realization occurs. The realization that behavior has consequences. I’d trade some long coin to witness that moment in person. The art of the deal is based upon the idea of seeing way ahead and considering all of the variables, then acting assertively and aggressively – keeping everyone else slightly off balance, looking to your leadership. A modern day Pied Piper…lead em by the snoot.

  • ROBERT SYKES October 21, 2019, 5:43 AM

    I fear that if Trump is actually removed we will enter a period of political violence much worse than the 60’s and early 70’s. There were hundreds of bombings, and many more killings than just the Kennedys and King. We really don’t need another pass through that Hell.

  • ghostsniper October 21, 2019, 8:06 AM

    Regarding the grenade pik.
    Going through basic at Fort Knox summer 1974 we each threw inert grenades a few times first. The drill sgt’s observed how the throwers threw, without the danger of a live grenade. Believe it or not there are people out there that have never thrown anything the size of a grenade, which is fairly small, smaller than a baseball. You can tell something about a person by observing how they throw.

  • ghostsniper October 21, 2019, 8:07 AM

    Same with running.

  • Ray Van Dune October 21, 2019, 8:09 AM

    Mitch McConnell has the opportunity to become a for-real hero here. Rather than even consider any scurrilous impeachment bill that may come from Pelosi, he should peremptorily declare it void, citing the many improprieties in its making, and refuse to even acknowledge it. With one stroke he would destroy the Democrats, and save America from descending into banana republic status, and quite likely, into violence.

    And should a Warner, Murkowski, Schumer or Romney dare question his stand, he should ensure they are removed from every committee and denied every perquisite, and be consigned to a career of irrelevance until they are defeated or resign in disgrace.

    McConnell should model the stance of Horatius at the Bridge, and state defiantly that “This criminal travesty ends here, now, and with me!”. And just like that, he’s in the Pantheon of American heroes.

  • James ONeil October 21, 2019, 9:39 AM

    I tend to agree with Mumblix Grumph’s comment above ;” I would not be surprised one damn bit if they voted to impeach and remove from office.”, and concerning Skye’s; “We really don’t need another pass through that Hell.”, I’d say we really don’t want to but maybe we need to.

  • Bram October 22, 2019, 8:20 AM

    I kind of hope Trump is impeached AND removed from office – then reelected in a massive cleansing landslide. At that point he would have no loyalty to the GOP traitors and no mercy on the Democrats. There probably would be violence – there will be anyhow.

  • MMinLamesa October 22, 2019, 11:33 AM

    When I was young, I could throw a 1-2″ diameter rock so high in the sky, it would disappear. Now? My shoulder hurts just remembering that.

    President Trump OTOH seems to be actually getting stronger as he settles in.