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Now More Than Ever: “Melts in your mouth not in your hand.”

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  • gwbnyc January 30, 2022, 10:11 PM

    “a total nut removal” LMAO- jeez I had to cross my legs…


    • gwbnyc January 31, 2022, 7:20 AM

      complete disclosure: I worked as a proofreader for Mars.

  • Mike Austin January 31, 2022, 2:35 AM

    At long last there is a candy for the sexually depraved! M&Ms have become Pete Buttigieg’s second favorite thing to put into his mouth.

  • Mike Anderson January 31, 2022, 5:09 AM

    More confirmation that M&Ms are just “an edible technological trinket.”

  • Anonymous January 31, 2022, 5:43 AM

    I quit at 29 seconds. Immediately after the phrase, “the people at Mars Candy weren’t bad people. they were just ignorant.” ugh.
    M&M’s have now been added to my list of companies I will no longer patronize.

    • Terry January 31, 2022, 7:53 AM

      “M&M’s have now been added to my list of companies I will no longer patronize.”

      Ditto that.

    • Richard January 31, 2022, 8:25 AM

      Thanks for the heads-up, I won’t bother to view it. Probably meant to be “cute”, but it only serves to further divide. Oh, and I can almost hear the plaintiff cry of the perpetually ass-chapped, “Lighten-up! It’s just a joke!”

      • Hedge January 31, 2022, 5:37 PM

        Hahahaha! I know right. I’m right there with ya but I looked. It’s stupid and you aren’t missing anything. It’s gay shit.

  • Aggie January 31, 2022, 8:17 AM

    Oh I’m so outraged. I just can’t….Oh, the umbrage. Oh, the indignity, the effrontery. Oh, my, get out of the way please, Oh it’s the worst catastrophe, the smoke and flames, crashing to the ground. I can’t talk, ladies and gentlemen, all the smoke and wreckage. I can hardly breathe. Oh, the humidity.

    (Did anybody else see this was a satire from the Babylon Bee? )

    • Mike Austin January 31, 2022, 8:24 AM

      Yes, but not immediately. The Babylon Bee has become America’s newspaper of note. Because of the astounding and ridiculous farce that America’s culture and politics have become, it is difficult to separate the Bee from reality. They are becoming one and the same. It is now CNN that is the farce, and the Bee that reflects the real world.

      • Hedge January 31, 2022, 5:38 PM

        It’s true.

    • Kevin in PA January 31, 2022, 9:31 AM

      Good catch, Aggie.
      I didn’t notice that it was the BB. Those folks are doing some serious parody….it is so good that it seems like real news!

  • Dirk January 31, 2022, 8:47 AM

    Man those folks been working overtime,,,,,trying hard to remain relevant, I listen to their music, not their bullshit opinions.

  • Denny January 31, 2022, 8:51 AM

    I must be a masochist, I knew what was coming but still watched the whole DAMNED thing. It’s impossible anymore to have believed, even ten years ago, that millions of Americans would start falling for these mega-tons of bullshit.

    • Hedge January 31, 2022, 5:39 PM

      Just remember it isn’t aimed at you. It’s the kids.

  • ghostsniper January 31, 2022, 10:31 AM

    Never cared for them, found them mostly flavorless.

  • RedBeard January 31, 2022, 10:33 AM

    That was a sadly funny satire.
    Next satire should probably be about candies and pastries with “creme filled centers,” or how “fudge is packed” in containers, and how it offends the LGBTPXYZ crowd.

  • brio January 31, 2022, 3:55 PM

    You are heartless with your side remark about Joni Mitchell. I had to laugh.

    She is one of my favorite musicians/singers, but I never worried about her politics, even now. I must have 10 of her CDs. I play them repeatedly. I also play a lot of Nina Simone and I hated her politics too.

    I don’t pay attention to what musicians, actors–any celebrity–have to say outside of their real talent.

  • brio January 31, 2022, 3:59 PM

    Sorry, posted to wrong thread.