More confirmation that M&Ms are just “an edible technological trinket.”
AnonymousJanuary 31, 2022, 5:43 AM
I quit at 29 seconds. Immediately after the phrase, “the people at Mars Candy weren’t bad people. they were just ignorant.” ugh.
M&M’s have now been added to my list of companies I will no longer patronize.
TerryJanuary 31, 2022, 7:53 AM
“M&M’s have now been added to my list of companies I will no longer patronize.”
Ditto that.
RichardJanuary 31, 2022, 8:25 AM
Thanks for the heads-up, I won’t bother to view it. Probably meant to be “cute”, but it only serves to further divide. Oh, and I can almost hear the plaintiff cry of the perpetually ass-chapped, “Lighten-up! It’s just a joke!”
HedgeJanuary 31, 2022, 5:37 PM
Hahahaha! I know right. I’m right there with ya but I looked. It’s stupid and you aren’t missing anything. It’s gay shit.
AggieJanuary 31, 2022, 8:17 AM
Oh I’m so outraged. I just can’t….Oh, the umbrage. Oh, the indignity, the effrontery. Oh, my, get out of the way please, Oh it’s the worst catastrophe, the smoke and flames, crashing to the ground. I can’t talk, ladies and gentlemen, all the smoke and wreckage. I can hardly breathe. Oh, the humidity.
(Did anybody else see this was a satire from the Babylon Bee? )
Yes, but not immediately. The Babylon Bee has become America’s newspaper of note. Because of the astounding and ridiculous farce that America’s culture and politics have become, it is difficult to separate the Bee from reality. They are becoming one and the same. It is now CNN that is the farce, and the Bee that reflects the real world.
HedgeJanuary 31, 2022, 5:38 PM
It’s true.
Kevin in PAJanuary 31, 2022, 9:31 AM
Good catch, Aggie.
I didn’t notice that it was the BB. Those folks are doing some serious parody….it is so good that it seems like real news!
Man those folks been working overtime,,,,,trying hard to remain relevant, I listen to their music, not their bullshit opinions.
DennyJanuary 31, 2022, 8:51 AM
I must be a masochist, I knew what was coming but still watched the whole DAMNED thing. It’s impossible anymore to have believed, even ten years ago, that millions of Americans would start falling for these mega-tons of bullshit.
HedgeJanuary 31, 2022, 5:39 PM
Just remember it isn’t aimed at you. It’s the kids.
ghostsniperJanuary 31, 2022, 10:31 AM
Never cared for them, found them mostly flavorless.
RedBeardJanuary 31, 2022, 10:33 AM
That was a sadly funny satire.
Next satire should probably be about candies and pastries with “creme filled centers,” or how “fudge is packed” in containers, and how it offends the LGBTPXYZ crowd.
brioJanuary 31, 2022, 3:55 PM
You are heartless with your side remark about Joni Mitchell. I had to laugh.
She is one of my favorite musicians/singers, but I never worried about her politics, even now. I must have 10 of her CDs. I play them repeatedly. I also play a lot of Nina Simone and I hated her politics too.
I don’t pay attention to what musicians, actors–any celebrity–have to say outside of their real talent.
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“a total nut removal” LMAO- jeez I had to cross my legs…
>8)~
complete disclosure: I worked as a proofreader for Mars.
At long last there is a candy for the sexually depraved! M&Ms have become Pete Buttigieg’s second favorite thing to put into his mouth.
More confirmation that M&Ms are just “an edible technological trinket.”
I quit at 29 seconds. Immediately after the phrase, “the people at Mars Candy weren’t bad people. they were just ignorant.” ugh.
M&M’s have now been added to my list of companies I will no longer patronize.
“M&M’s have now been added to my list of companies I will no longer patronize.”
Ditto that.
Thanks for the heads-up, I won’t bother to view it. Probably meant to be “cute”, but it only serves to further divide. Oh, and I can almost hear the plaintiff cry of the perpetually ass-chapped, “Lighten-up! It’s just a joke!”
Hahahaha! I know right. I’m right there with ya but I looked. It’s stupid and you aren’t missing anything. It’s gay shit.
Oh I’m so outraged. I just can’t….Oh, the umbrage. Oh, the indignity, the effrontery. Oh, my, get out of the way please, Oh it’s the worst catastrophe, the smoke and flames, crashing to the ground. I can’t talk, ladies and gentlemen, all the smoke and wreckage. I can hardly breathe. Oh, the humidity.
(Did anybody else see this was a satire from the Babylon Bee? )
Yes, but not immediately. The Babylon Bee has become America’s newspaper of note. Because of the astounding and ridiculous farce that America’s culture and politics have become, it is difficult to separate the Bee from reality. They are becoming one and the same. It is now CNN that is the farce, and the Bee that reflects the real world.
It’s true.
Good catch, Aggie.
I didn’t notice that it was the BB. Those folks are doing some serious parody….it is so good that it seems like real news!
Man those folks been working overtime,,,,,trying hard to remain relevant, I listen to their music, not their bullshit opinions.
I must be a masochist, I knew what was coming but still watched the whole DAMNED thing. It’s impossible anymore to have believed, even ten years ago, that millions of Americans would start falling for these mega-tons of bullshit.
Just remember it isn’t aimed at you. It’s the kids.
Never cared for them, found them mostly flavorless.
That was a sadly funny satire.
Next satire should probably be about candies and pastries with “creme filled centers,” or how “fudge is packed” in containers, and how it offends the LGBTPXYZ crowd.
You are heartless with your side remark about Joni Mitchell. I had to laugh.
She is one of my favorite musicians/singers, but I never worried about her politics, even now. I must have 10 of her CDs. I play them repeatedly. I also play a lot of Nina Simone and I hated her politics too.
I don’t pay attention to what musicians, actors–any celebrity–have to say outside of their real talent.
Sorry, posted to wrong thread.