It’s a tent. They literally “invented” a tent. And they want $99 for it. A tent. They could buy this one for a fraction of the cost, and it’s more appropriate to their intellectual and emotional development level.
And you just KNOW that this guy is masturbating furiously.
I don’t know, but looking at that guy in the park, it’s more like “Take a Fap anywhere…”
The Handjob Hut.
The Spank Shack.
The Tug-Mahal.
pbirdSeptember 30, 2017, 11:48 AM
I would feel awfully vulnerable to merry pranksters shut up in that sproingy bag. Nix.
Dan PattersonSeptember 30, 2017, 11:49 AM
Dipshit Sack
Buuut the chick at :40. Yeah, I’d hit that.
Lindsey KiddSeptember 30, 2017, 12:00 PM
I bought a hat, tilted it over my eyes.
indyjonesouthereSeptember 30, 2017, 12:36 PM
Where’s the CS gas port?
Monty JamesSeptember 30, 2017, 1:00 PM
Man, taking one to a city park and taking a nap looks like a bad idea to me.
Make ’em in Mossy Oak pattern and sell them to hunters and fishermen, or multi-scale digital pattern for survivalists. The black one just needs a bunch of velcro glued all over it for law enforcement sales.
Remember, you’re only a douche if you use the thing, not if you make money selling them.
I can only think it would have been nice in the searingly bright DFW airport where we were stranded. There was no sanctuary from the light or the incessant blaring of CNN.
But any beach tent would do. Now I’m thinking I won’t travel without one.
ed in texasSeptember 30, 2017, 6:21 PM
The pic of the ‘Frozen’ tent brings to mind the story from one of the contributors over at ‘Samizdata’. Christmas had arrived and he had neglected to get his young nieces anything; just plain forgot. So he went through the local store at the last minute, which of course had been cleaned out of anything suitable. So he bought an ironing board and a can of spray paint: painted “FROZEN” on the ironing board, and put a bow on it.
It Was The Bestest Present EVER!
ghostsniperSeptember 30, 2017, 7:26 PM
@Monty, those things have been around for years, pop-up hunting blinds.
eclectickelvinOctober 1, 2017, 4:30 AM
Paint them pink, put a few pictures of kittens and Che Guevara on the inside walls and sell them to college kids as portable safe rooms
VanderleunOctober 1, 2017, 1:10 PM
And it’s eclectickelvin for the win!
DougOctober 1, 2017, 6:01 PM
This further confirms my suspicion that all Milllenial “men” are just feminized homos.
Real World Address for Donations, Mash Notes and Hate Mail
Gerard Van der Leun
1692 MANGROVE AVE
APT 379
Chico, Ca 95926
Green Pants Interior by Klahn
Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
Gerard Van der Leun
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I don’t know, but looking at that guy in the park, it’s more like “Take a Fap anywhere…”
The Handjob Hut.
The Spank Shack.
The Tug-Mahal.
I would feel awfully vulnerable to merry pranksters shut up in that sproingy bag. Nix.
Dipshit Sack
Buuut the chick at :40. Yeah, I’d hit that.
I bought a hat, tilted it over my eyes.
Where’s the CS gas port?
Man, taking one to a city park and taking a nap looks like a bad idea to me.
Make ’em in Mossy Oak pattern and sell them to hunters and fishermen, or multi-scale digital pattern for survivalists. The black one just needs a bunch of velcro glued all over it for law enforcement sales.
Remember, you’re only a douche if you use the thing, not if you make money selling them.
I can only think it would have been nice in the searingly bright DFW airport where we were stranded. There was no sanctuary from the light or the incessant blaring of CNN.
But any beach tent would do. Now I’m thinking I won’t travel without one.
The pic of the ‘Frozen’ tent brings to mind the story from one of the contributors over at ‘Samizdata’. Christmas had arrived and he had neglected to get his young nieces anything; just plain forgot. So he went through the local store at the last minute, which of course had been cleaned out of anything suitable. So he bought an ironing board and a can of spray paint: painted “FROZEN” on the ironing board, and put a bow on it.
It Was The Bestest Present EVER!
@Monty, those things have been around for years, pop-up hunting blinds.
Paint them pink, put a few pictures of kittens and Che Guevara on the inside walls and sell them to college kids as portable safe rooms
And it’s eclectickelvin for the win!
This further confirms my suspicion that all Milllenial “men” are just feminized homos.