Hey Casey, that is really good. An instant Christmas classic!
Mike-SMONovember 30, 2021, 3:09 AM
The Faux without the mask is indication of, “Rules for thee but not for us. Sucker!” She be betta than usins.
JackNovember 30, 2021, 6:50 AM
God…I hate those fuckers.
Lance de BoyleNovember 30, 2021, 8:32 AM
Wow! Some tree!
Decorated with spinach and ricotta cheese vomitus.
Only thing missing is Joe hanging over the tree from the ceiling dressed in a diaper. [Joe is dressed in the aforementioned diaper, not the ceiling. Clarity counts in these confusing times.]
PA CatNovember 30, 2021, 9:33 AM
I miss Melania’s Christmas decorations: here’s the 2019 White House tree and all the trimmings (including the “Be Best” tree ornament).
After scanning its face again and again,
I began to scale it, picking my holds
With intense caution. About half-way
To the top, I was suddenly brought to
A dead stop, with arms outspread
Clinging close to the face of the rock
Unable to move hand or foot
Either up or down. My doom
Appeared fixed. I MUST fall.
There would be a moment of
Bewilderment, and then,
A lifeless rumble down the cliff
To the glacier below.
My mind seemed to fill with a
Stifling smoke. This terrible eclipse
Lasted only a moment, when life blazed
Forth again with preternatural clearness.
I seemed suddenly to become possessed
Of a new sense. My trembling muscles
Became firm again, every rift and flaw in
The rock was seen as through a microscope,
My limbs moved with a positiveness and precision
With which I seemed to have
Nothing at all to do.
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Gerard Van der Leun
1692 MANGROVE AVE
APT 379
Chico, Ca 95926
Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Is it just me or is the White House Christmas tree by the First Faux Lady of this most racially sensitive coup-administration looking mighty white? 
![That Was the Whopper Weekend That Was [Illustrated]](https://americandigest.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/welcometohell-150x150.jpg "That Was the Whopper Weekend That Was [Illustrated]")
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Santa Claus should be careful if he goes to the White House and says, “Ho, ho ho!” No telling who might show up.
I’d be expecting Jackin’ Jill, JoeBlow, and Kameltoe.
Let’s toss in Hillary. We could have a Barbershop Quartet. Of course, once Kameltoe opened her mouth, Willie Brown might join in.
willie brown and his brown willie
don’t be silly
So then we’d have, what? Jackin’ Jill, JoeBlow, Kameltoe, and Krunt?
Willie and his silly
Caramel swillie
She be veep
Man,gettin deep…
and throaty
Our Potemkin White House
Jill’s a shill
She hatin on Christmas
A collective’s her cup of tea.
Joe’s in the basement
Readin a statement
’bout how little he thinks of thee.
They scoured the country
That oil shale and weath’r hath kilt
And all they could find was this tree.
If Joe, Jill and Hunter and Hillr’y
By the morrow were catched on fire
On not one of them wouldst I pee.
Hey Casey, that is really good. An instant Christmas classic!
The Faux without the mask is indication of, “Rules for thee but not for us. Sucker!” She be betta than usins.
God…I hate those fuckers.
Wow! Some tree!
Decorated with spinach and ricotta cheese vomitus.
Only thing missing is Joe hanging over the tree from the ceiling dressed in a diaper. [Joe is dressed in the aforementioned diaper, not the ceiling. Clarity counts in these confusing times.]
I miss Melania’s Christmas decorations: here’s the 2019 White House tree and all the trimmings (including the “Be Best” tree ornament).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgAAdNaL4oM&ab_channel=TrumpWhiteHouseArchived
Maybe this short video will be a palate cleanser for the present holiday atrocity.