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Noted In Passing: Museum quality corporate ass-kissing

Twitter Insider Leaks Audio Recording of Internal All-Hands Meeting Following Elon Musk Takeover – 

As is written in the holy texts of Crosby, Stills, and Nash; “We have all been here before, we have all been here before.”  Yes, yes. I know. Here the schadenfreude is all in the audio; a crisp audio with just a whisp of having been smuggled across some digital Checkpoint Charlie and out into the free world. And, having gotten here the smooching by the forelock-tugging CEO is almost deafening. And his blather runs in a sloppy counterpoint to the insufferable Nurse Ratched sneeringly talking about mind-control and censorship as “health.” The tone of voice alone makes me want to reach for the frying pan.

Listen to this secret recording. We all know these two types.

Comment by ralph holiman: The disconnect between these people and what their censorship actions over the last few years have amounted to, is astounding. It’s like a bunch of bank employees who have been embezzling customers’ money for years, finding out that new management is coming in, and talking about how concerned about their customers’ accounts being embezzled by the new management instead of them, and how some of them may just leave if they are not allowed to continue to embezzle.

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  • ThisIsNotNutella April 28, 2022, 3:42 PM

    Nobody has ever slapped that Moderation Karen. She’s literally (damn you, Millennial Emos!) never been shut down and told to go to her room and think things over.

    Still, with some appropriate discipline and guidance, she could be converted into something useful and productive — serving truckers in a diner would be one possibility.

    The Tweet Pajeet? He has to Go Back. It’s a crime to deprive the poor benighted Indians of his undoubted talent. Brain Drain is Genocide!

  • gwbnyc April 28, 2022, 4:43 PM

    “health”…

    it is to laugh- reading ernst junger’s occupied france diary and he has many a similar euphemism employed.

    anyone refers to me as part of “the team” is gonna get eliminated.

  • Lagman April 28, 2022, 6:06 PM

    That was “staged”. Every “board meeting” / “senior executive meeting” regarding a significant corporate decision “is staged”; not for veritas, but for the majority of the “useful idiot” board members / executives, and the “Minutes” … “You know, it’s all for the ‘Minutes'” (to rudely paraphrase Tim Robbins’ character in the “The Hudsucker Proxy”).

  • rocdoctom April 28, 2022, 8:29 PM

    Clearly ready for some quality time in the rubber room.

  • KCK April 28, 2022, 9:16 PM

    It seems to me that ethics, “health,” and integrity to these Tweeters is that which aligns with the power of the state; that which promotes state solutions. To drill deeper, here “the state” means also NGOs that are paracletic to the state. You might say “New World Order,” but I hesitate to use that phrase. I think it’s been watered down and made into a nonsense phrase by overuse.

    It is a conflict, short of war, that pits the tech insiders against the people. People want free speech, civil rights, constitutional rights, property ownership. All of the things that the people want are opposed by the technos, and possibly because they are the things we want. It’s as much about hating and opposing us, as it is about the particular issues. If tomorrow, a left-side savior arose from nowhere, and was an exact opposite but otherwise identical to Trump, they would love whatever he did. Because: fuck you. That’s the reason.

    You want to tweet something not on the agenda? Bullshit. Twitter will tell you what to tweet.

  • Lance de Boyle April 29, 2022, 12:50 AM

    It takes thousands of lines of code to program the simplest device.
    But practically control communication across a nation? Easily done with a banal conversation consisting of a few ordinary statements made by dweebs you’d like to punch in the face repeatedly.
    And maybe something as simple as punches in the face (or the Vanderleun frying pan to the back of the head) is the rectifying response.

  • ghostsniper April 29, 2022, 4:14 AM

    The country in general would be a lot better off is a whole bunch of ass whippin’s occurred simultaneously. Until the errant child gets spanked properly the bad behavior will continue. It’s got to be hard enough to break the cycle, and serve as a deterrent to others.

    • george April 29, 2022, 9:59 AM

      Unfortunately, most folks only blather on endlessly about giving ass whippings, as they lack the courage and fortitude to actually perform them. This accomplishes nothing more than venting feelings, and is a waste of time.

      • Lance de Boyle April 29, 2022, 10:21 AM

        I think of it as rehearsal.
        And as a way of eliminating other possible and habitual responses, such as trying to “reason” with them.

        • ghostsniper April 29, 2022, 11:43 AM

          You are responding to the criminal faggot known as the pedo troll.
          Don’t get any on ya.

  • jwm April 29, 2022, 6:18 AM

    There was, indeed, something staged about that whole conversation. It took a minute to dawn on me where I’d heard that kind of rehearsed patter of speech before. Talk radio. They sounded exactly like the callers who would get on the radio, and begin reading a typed out comment. The hosts would always nuke those guys. Fake.

    JWM

  • Jack April 29, 2022, 7:04 AM

    Wanna know what Hell on Earth is? Well, there are dozens of great examples but my pick for today, for the first level of HoE, is having to listen to Leslie Berland. The bottom level would be having to work for her. What a Triple C.

  • Dirk April 29, 2022, 7:48 AM

    My morning listen,,,,,,,John Mayall and the blues breakers, sums this shit show up in the tune’s “ Ain’t no Brakeman”. And When The Devil Starts Crying!. Can be found of the album, Spinning Coin.

    These board members are people I wouldn’t piss on, if they were on fire.

    I respect their freedom of speech.

    I don’t respect any of them.

    Their straight up communist, drunk with what they perceive as power.

    • Vanderleun April 29, 2022, 8:39 AM

  • El Polacko April 29, 2022, 10:32 AM

    Who knew Apu was on the Twitter board?

  • Tom Hyland April 29, 2022, 6:24 PM

    This here is a marvelous list of 100 Truths that can now be told on Twitter and likely many other places.
    https://thefederalist.com/2022/04/28/100-facts-elon-musk-owned-twitter-should-now-allow-people-to-say-without-getting-banned/