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Noted In Passing: Meanwhile, in the bullpen.

BREAKING: Vaccinated, boosted President Biden tests positive for Covid

“Are you buckled in? Heads Down – Stay Down! Heads Down – Stay Down! Heads Down – Stay Down! Brace! Brace! Brace! Emergency Landing Positions!”

Upping my medication from one vodka martini at Strong Waters to three vodka martinis (“Make them doubles!”) and lebenty-leben hits from my wedding bong with some hastily-drafted bar-met bride. Buh-bye. Wake us on the other side of Armageddon.

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  • Gagdad Bob July 21, 2022, 11:14 AM

    Well, at least he won’t suffer from brain fog, since that would require having one.

  • Mike Austin July 21, 2022, 12:08 PM

    First off, no member of the elite has ever been vaccinated or boosted. Secondly, who believes that Biden actually has COVID-19? He’s in the check-out line. Get ready to fly your American flag at half-mast.

    • Jack July 22, 2022, 7:28 AM

      Now that, I tend to believe. Hope your bike trip is going well.

      • Mike Austin July 22, 2022, 12:22 PM

        I made 560 miles through Kansas and Oklahoma before my knees went south. That journey was the most difficult and demanding thing I have ever done.

        • jwm July 22, 2022, 12:56 PM

          Kudos, Mike.
          I checked some of your route. I motorcycled through the Oklahoma panhandle in the summer heat, and it was as tedious a ride as ever I’ve made. I can’t imagine trying it on a bike.
          Glad you made it back OK.


        • Jack July 24, 2022, 1:30 PM

          I lived in Tulsa for 38 years and for business I traveled all over the State and spent an unenviable amount of time in Kansas. The weather in Summer and Winter in those states has to be experienced to be understood and appreciated and it was the only reason I ever left Oklahoma.

          My hat is off to you for being able to set out on a trip like that and when you mentioned, earlier in the year that you were going to undertake it, I wasn’t about to ask why. I tend to think of that bike trip in the same terms as I would climbing a mountain during a storm or attempting a row across the Atlantic in a small boat and I’ll admit that I wouldn’t remotely consider and of those adventures.

          I admire you for it though and it’s good to know it’s behind you.

          • Mike Austin July 25, 2022, 4:05 PM

            Thank you. I am glad I did it. I am more than glad that it is done.

  • KCK July 21, 2022, 12:13 PM

    Meme of Brando in Apocalypse Now: “The Irony. The Irony…”

    • Mike Austin July 21, 2022, 12:23 PM

      “The horror. The horror.” Sums up the Biden “presidency” rather nicely.

      • Casey Klahn July 21, 2022, 7:52 PM

        Paging Captain Willard. CPT Willard, please pick up the courtesy phone.

        • Snakepit Kansas July 22, 2022, 5:26 AM

          Never get off the boat. – Capt. Williard

  • Denny July 21, 2022, 12:56 PM

    Don’t worry, the Democrats have learned how to count votes.
    Hunter will get 100 million in 2024.

    • Mike Austin July 21, 2022, 12:57 PM

      I would vote for Hunter over Michelle “Big Mike” Obama.

      • Denny July 21, 2022, 2:37 PM

        I don’t know Mike, Hunter would have to give up his executive position in
        Ukraine as well as a few of his other important personal activities in the U.S.
        Also, I have heard that Michelle is giving many liberal Americans tingles down
        their legs in the anticipation of her presidency.

  • tired dog July 21, 2022, 2:35 PM

    Clearing the deck for Hellary/Trump Redux.
    Why? It’s been ordained.

  • Dirk July 21, 2022, 4:17 PM

    Hillary VS Trump, go for it.

    Michelle Obama VS Trump, we have a problem Huston.

  • Dirk July 21, 2022, 4:23 PM

    Does it matter, I haven’t complied in many many years. No current plans to start. It’s each of our responsibility to get our people thru.

    If you’re east of the Mississippi, your fucked! Sorry but facts matter.

    • ghostsniper July 21, 2022, 5:33 PM

      You’re probably going to get it deep no matter where you are in these ununited states. The purple is everywhere and even in your own fambly. You won’t know for sure until the right amount of pressure is applied. Just a guess, mind you, that 80% of the people in this country have no concept of how low things could go. My best suggestions for any intelligent people are, to get out of the urban-suburban areas as soon as possible no matter what it takes. Work stridently toward becoming as self sufficient in all ways as best as you can. Learn the skills your grandparents and great grandparents knew. In your spare moments try to imagine life in the 18th century and what it took to live each day-year. No electric, no running water, no sewer control, etc.

      I have a toilet in my office that feeds into the septic system but I am shopping ideas and products to get away from the idea of running water on demand. Perhaps a composting toilet, or, a way to convert a standard toilet into a composting version.

      In my supplies I have a large cardboard box with a new, lidded 5 gal plastic bucket and lid, a “Luvable Loo” (LL) seat, a large box of kitchen size trashbags, 10 lbs of kitty litter, and 4 rolls of TP. I have used the LL once as a test run and it works well. But there is the used trashbag that has to be dealt with, and fairly quickly. At best, the LL is a temporary solution. I am wanting something more permanent. I’m also researching potable water solutions and nothing I’ve found so far is economically feasible. Rainwater harvesting is an idea but it has it’s limits on a small scale and larger scales quickly get expensive. In all case, major lifestyle adjustments are mandatory. This is stuff worth thinking about cause once it’s on you it’s too late to figure it out. Water and sewer are HUGE issues when stolen money is removed from the equation.

      • Dirk July 21, 2022, 7:33 PM

        Ghost have a look at the sailboat composit ? Toilets. Very efficient.

      • Terry July 21, 2022, 8:57 PM

        Composting toilet? I was raised in an ancient house that originally had no running water. No inside toilet. Great Grandfather installed interior plumbing way back.

        When I left home in 1962 we had the single inside toilet and the original out house which was still in use. That is a composting toilet that works quite well indeed. Keep your corncobs and shit like a man my friend.

        • Vanderleun July 22, 2022, 12:10 AM

  • A New Dance Called The Yuri Bezmenov July 21, 2022, 6:10 PM

    Todka Marvini, we’re going to need a 55 gallon drum as the Weather Underground government controlled demolition of the former republic goes into hyperdrive and we’ll use the drum to roast our rat meat kebabs at the people’s egalitarian Venezuela Café.
    Comrade commissar Guterres of the UN just etched the stone tablets of Agenda 2030 with the Schwab-SPECTRE.
    Sadly there was no vote on the sporty red Zil/Trabant unicorn hamster powered Buttigeg mobile bugs and pods socialist utopia lifestyle in muh democracy.
    Prices are crazier than a world bazaar on the Mexican border at the Sack-N-Save with seltzer now costing as much as soda pop and the bottled water aisle looks like a hurricane passed by.
    Best to go on Monday or pick over the scraps before the prices go even higher.
    These faculty lounge socialist utopias sure aren’t cheap, comrade.

  • Kerry July 21, 2022, 6:14 PM

    I don’t think he’s got the virus. I think they’re making him inaccessible to cameras/microphones because indictment for Hunter is incoming.

    Also, those beverages on the bar look so delicious and refreshing! Yum-o!

    • John A. Fleming July 21, 2022, 10:30 PM

      It’s unlikely that such a bold and ballsy subterfuge won’t leak. It looks like the WH isn’t very leaky, but it may be that the DC news media refuse to print the leaks they are getting. It’s clear that the Trump WH leaked prolifically, because Trump didn’t clean house when he came in, and he brought in a bunch of folks who were more interested in remaining in good standing with the DC crowd than in serving under Trump.

      If they can successfully run a con like this … well, we have truly entered a lawless executive condition.

      If he actually has the kung flu, he’s likely to have a relapse like Fauxci, and then get long-coof that keeps him staggering. We should get ready to see some quite unlikely events start happening in rapid succession. The first events will be semi-planned, then it will start to spiral out of control. No one can say what those events will be, but people have their bingo cards filled and are ready for that last number to drop.

      • PA Cat July 22, 2022, 6:43 AM

        We’ll know if he has the Woo-Woo Flu by whether he loses his sense of smell: “WASHINGTON, D.C. — After testing positive for COVID today, President Biden immediately rushed out of the White House to go sniff one last little girl before losing his sense of smell. . . . Biden’s COVID diagnosis comes despite the President being twice-vaccinated and boosted. ‘The President has taken every precaution possible to ensure that his dearly beloved olfactory nerve remains healthy,’ said White House physician Dr. Elliot Reed. ‘Smelling little girls’ hair and eating ice cream are his two great pleasures, and he guards those fiercely. He actually tried to combine them by making the National Science Foundation create an ice cream that smelled like hair, but aides shot that down.'”

  • pgt beauregard July 22, 2022, 7:43 AM

    I have a sneaking suspicion that this is going to be curtains for old Joe.

    He was likely slipped a new variant on his latest trip to Jerusalem.