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Noted In Passing: Into the Air Junior Birdmen!

You think it’s a funny sendup of the Woke Mind Virus infecting all, and it is.

And then the US Navy excretes something like this . . .

In this steaming road apple, the Navy is training its members to create a “safe space” by using proper gender pronouns in a new instructional video modeled after a children’s show. And yes it is that much of a sloshing trough of woke vomit. You are allowed to quit watching it at any time. You know the blather well enough by now.

But painful as it may be to watch that exercise in sewage spelunking, there is hope now as Chinese, Russian, and the Navy have joined forces to create the ultimate video; one that lays out what the core martial values of each culture are and all but publishes the expiration date of this Woke Nation. Hurry sundown:

Sleep tight tonight, your National Woke Guard is awake.
( Smoking crack, using fentanyl suppositories, and having strange sex down at the docks where the sailors all coming in.)

{ 16 comments… add one }
  • Denny June 23, 2022, 11:30 AM

    it’s a funny sendup

  • Dr. Jay June 23, 2022, 11:47 AM

    They actually believe this stuff. Sincerely. Hand on heart.

  • Dirk June 23, 2022, 12:48 PM

    Did you say” Strange Sex?” Nicki Jizz just called, says he/ it’s ALL IN!,,,,,,,Which dock does he vector towards.

  • Dirk June 23, 2022, 12:59 PM

    3rd time.

    Did you say Strange Sex? Nicki Jizz, writes she’s/it’s, all in! To show her support for these new wok brave sailors, Niki says she will swallow the first 100 sailors and 100 marines free, it’s an extra service offered, kind of a show of solidarity

  • Dirk June 23, 2022, 1:00 PM

    Gerard, oddly enough my madness posts aren’t posting. Of course their off humor, makes me laugh at least. Niki Jizz is truly disappointed

    • Vanderleun June 23, 2022, 1:45 PM

      Your turn will come, Dirk.

  • Casey Klahn June 23, 2022, 2:36 PM

    Cmon. The navy’s always been gay.

    • PA Cat June 23, 2022, 3:25 PM

      It’s not just the USN: Churchill reportedly said during WWI that the traditions of the Royal Navy were “rum, sodomy, and the lash.”

      Come to think of it, since British impressment of American sailors during the Napoleonic Wars was a major casus belli for the War of 1812, I can’t help wondering whether some of the kidnapped Americans were forcibly introduced to sodomy by their British captors.

      • Skorpion June 23, 2022, 3:44 PM

        They almost certainly were. Men at sea for months at a time get lonely, and as a Navy guy I know once put it, “It ain’t queer, unless you’re tied to the pier.” Plus, there’s buggery as a way of establishing dominance and humiliating captives, as expressed everywhere from Sodom to your local state prison.

        • PA Cat June 23, 2022, 4:21 PM

          I’ll give Captain Dacres of HMS Guerriere credit for this much when USS Constitution dismasted his ship in August 1812: he sent the ten American sailors serving on board Guerriere below decks when the shooting began so that they would not have to fight their countrymen. There was still some human decency in the age of fighting sail.

    • Jack June 24, 2022, 6:52 AM

      Watch yourself there, fella….lol

  • Rob De Witt June 23, 2022, 3:17 PM

    Jesus, that’s pathetic.

  • Snakepit Kansas June 23, 2022, 7:40 PM

    Jesus is coming, and He is pissed.

    • Dirk June 24, 2022, 8:11 AM

      Snake pit, Jesus is already here, he’s drinking a Peña Colada, down at Trader Vic’s, His hair was perfect!

  • Andy Texan June 23, 2022, 9:18 PM

    On the bright side, perhaps the woke US military won’t be so fierce in the coming troubles. The powers that be are preparing the ground by establishing food, energy and monetary insecurity. Do you suppose the mass destruction of food plants, spikes in energy cost & inflation and ammo shortages are co-incidences?

  • Callmelennie June 24, 2022, 12:43 PM

    Diffetence between two approaches

    Jane has two mommies;
    Igor has one Motherland

    Jane has two pronouns
    Igor has two confirmed kills

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