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Noted in Passing: Ignore Alien Orders

From the comments at Twitter:
Does that double as an egg nog bong?
It’s the desperation in the eyes that completes it.
The snow globe only works if she does cartwheels
So this year, instead of ugly sweater parties…
Shouldn’t the deer be replaced with an exploding whale?
Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools. Romans 1.
Replying to @brithume I don’t agree with you often but, that thing needs to never be spoken of again. I’m encouraged we found this common ground.
“Insanae et vanae curiae invadunt mentes nostras, semper furore replent corda, privata spe.” Insane and vane cares invade our minds, they often fill our hearts with madness, and deprive it of hope.

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  • jwm November 16, 2021, 3:29 PM

    Ran outa’ coke at the party, an’ that bitch went’n snorted the snow globe.


  • Casey Klahn November 16, 2021, 3:39 PM

    That snow globe will look great on the mantlepiece of her…
    special place in hell.

    jwm, I cannot top your comment.

  • gwbnyc November 16, 2021, 4:01 PM

    that swine promotes, aids, abets terrorism and destruction of US citizens property on a grand scale.

    smirking all the way.

  • gw November 16, 2021, 4:02 PM

    A Hallmark moment.

  • Dirk November 16, 2021, 4:08 PM

    Awww, the leader of the OREGON LIZARD PEOPLE. Cunt belongs on a hot rock, downing push ups!

  • Auntie Analogue November 16, 2021, 4:50 PM

    The most terrifying thing is not that frightfully pathetic creature herself, it’s that a majority of Oregonians voted for her.

    “Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.”

    • ghostsniper November 16, 2021, 5:56 PM

      You mean: “…majority of Oregonian VOTISTS voted for her.”

      Less than half the citizenry votes.

      • Dirk November 16, 2021, 9:51 PM

        Mailed it, Ghost. Actually from Salem to the greater Portland area is the majority population base. These fuckers drink stupid soup, at least three times a day.

        Southern, eastern western and northern are pretty anti Lizard, you know racist cuzzzzz they hate those lizard people.

        Not to worry, us Oregonians got em surrounded, following the fad, of talking louder harsher. I dontttt think it’s working.

    • Mike Austin November 17, 2021, 2:32 AM

      Auntie, I lived in Portland on and off for 30 years. Crazy and insane and irrational doesn’t begin to cover it. Portlanders revel in their madness as a pig revels in being covered in slop; as a great sinner revels in the ecstasy of his sin. Brown is one of their own.

  • I Am What I Am November 16, 2021, 4:51 PM

    What happens when people from Pinterest remake ‘Alien.’

  • Gagdad Bob November 16, 2021, 9:38 PM

    Asymmetrical shape, irregular border, uneven color distribution, larger in diameter than a pencil eraser –I’d have that looked at by a dermatologist.

  • Dirk November 16, 2021, 9:55 PM

    Last thought, actually a prayer. Our Lizard lady’s batting both ways, I pray often a hormonal a female elephant squats on her face, crushing it flat as a pancake!

    She’s not done, I would suggest that in the very near future,,,,,,,she will be elected and sent to DC. Far to valuable to put out to pasture.

  • Mumblix Grumph November 16, 2021, 11:11 PM

    Sometimes that Governor looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about an Oregon Governor is she’s got lifeless eyes. dead eyes. Like a doll’s eyes…

  • Mike Austin November 17, 2021, 1:26 AM

    Paul warned us 2000 years ago about women like Kate Brown:

    “I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.”—Timothy 2:12

    I love that last line—“She must be quiet.” Who thinks that Brown will ever shut her mouth? Who thinks that like-minded harridans like Kamala Harris will ever shut her mouth? (Insert vulgar joke here.)

    The word “harridan” is defined thus: 1. “A woman regarded as critical and scolding.” Kate Brown in a nutshell; 2. “An odious old woman; a hag.” Hillary Clinton in a nutshell; 3. “A worn-out strumpet; a vixenish woman; a hag.” Kamala Harris in a nutshell.

    That old phrase, “Get thee to a nunnery!” applies here.

    In the sidebar is this quote from Henry James:

    “The whole generation is womanized; the masculine tone is passing out of the world; it’s a feminine, a nervous hysterical chattering…which, if we don’t soon look out, will usher in the reign of mediocrity.”

    We failed to pay attention, and the “reign of mediocrity” is upon us.

  • Annie Rose November 17, 2021, 6:07 AM

    Looks like some nightmarish version of a Martha Stewart Christmas ball gag burkha. Lord, save us from this insanity!

  • Tom Hyland November 17, 2021, 6:23 AM

    We got one in New Mexico called Michelle. Forever emitting a loud sucking noise whenever she is in Washington D.C. This article from the local newspaper examines her habitual mask-wearing religion and subservience to all things corporate/medical/federal. https://tinyurl.com/25n3e5t8

  • James ONeil November 17, 2021, 9:56 AM

    I don’t normally start drinking at eight fifty five in the morning but when I do, it’s after seeing something like this.

    • Mike Austin November 17, 2021, 10:23 AM

      I’m with you James. Here in Oklahoma City it’s past noon, so I’m good. No Peach Vodka though. Why give you another opportunity to make fun of me? Nope. Box wine! Moscato Sangria! Stop laughing!

      • James ONeil November 17, 2021, 11:13 AM

        Make fun of you’re peach vodka? Perish the thought. It’s not at all a bad tipple if you extract the peach and age the rest in oak for at least two years. 😉

        Speaking of wines; back in the early sixties, when I was a latter day beatnik in NYC, some friends were the first to start major import of Bordeaux in to the States. When they’d visit my Lower East Side digs they’d always bring two or three bottles, so I was drinking wines like Chateau Lafite Rothschild (around $1,000 a bottle today) like they were box wines.

        Today, alas, it’s Ernest and Julio Gallo or some Aussie Yellow Tail excepting what I brew myself.

        • Mike Austin November 17, 2021, 11:29 AM

          I was living in Argentina during one of its many economic crashes (2002). Because I was paid in dollars and not the Argentine “monopoly money” I became rich overnight. Formerly $100 bottles of wine now cost me $15. Expensive wine is better than table wine. Oh yeah!

          Tried Yellow Tail—nope. My box wine is Vella. Drinkable mostly, especially after the first glass. Gallo is quite underrated and quite drinkable. I’ve lost my taste for beer, oddly enough. My whiskey is Maker’s Mark, my rum Zacapa—from Guatemala, Botran—also from Guatemala. I never mix them, and always drink them neat.

          On with the show!

    • Tom Hyland November 17, 2021, 11:15 AM

      James… you DO know that image of the Oregon gov was photo-shopped, don’t you? Some very snarky and clever individual produced that for our entertainment. However, the photo of New Mexico gov.Michelle is real and that’s the only way she’ll be seen in public. Last Thanksgiving she closed down half the grocery stores here, and limited the ones open to 25% capacity. The freezing weather had already kicked in and it made international news that old folks were wetting themselves standing outside in the endless lines. Michelle spent all of Thanksgiving week in Hawaii.