That guy looks like he was just told he’s going to the vet to get tutored.
gwbnycDecember 17, 2021, 1:05 PM
so am I the only perennial “biggest asshole at the party” recognizing this as a golden opportunity for ten gallons of jello?
VanderleunDecember 17, 2021, 1:35 PM
That’s “biggest asshole” for the win. (so far)
JackDecember 18, 2021, 8:26 AM
You have a great mind….and don’t let anyone tell ya ya don’t. And, if jello, then why not wet cement?
OneGuyDecember 17, 2021, 1:59 PM
If masks or shields worked I would use them. They don’t work. The plastic barrier at the check out stand doesn’t work. There is a simple test of what works; have someone smoke a cigarette near you and if you can smell it then the mask/shield isn’t working.
TerryDecember 17, 2021, 2:16 PM
“There is a simple test of what works; have someone smoke a cigarette near you and if you can smell it then the mask/shield isn’t working.”
Fixed: “There is a simple test of what works; have someone fart near you and if you can smell it then the mask/shield isn’t working.
What some males will do for…um…sex. Sex with a female, that is. These beta weaklings have no idea of how the female mind operates. They really and truly believe that a woman will like them if they serve said woman diligently and obediently. The woman will come to despise him and will berate him behind that pitiful male’s back.
Here is one example of a pitiful beta trying ever so hard to get into a woman’s…pants:
Men, expect every woman to subject you to a regular “shit test”. Better pass it.
Men, women want, desire and need men who will protect them and their children. All else is extra credit. Once you understand this, you can begin to love women—really love them—for what they are. They want men who act like men. They don’t want men who act like women.
Women were made by God for you. Treat them that way.
AnonymousDecember 17, 2021, 6:14 PM
What an awful pathetic simp.
There’s a hilarious black talented smart fraction MGTOW guy on YouTube whose name I’ve forgotten. Ex Basketball coach. He calls these kind of guys Monkey Simpanzees. And he’s not wrong.
ZaphodDecember 17, 2021, 6:14 PM
Dang. That’s me again.
Lance de BoyleDecember 17, 2021, 6:42 PM
“Ballzack. Look what I made for us!”
“What is it, Ovaria? Oh, what is it?”
“I call it ‘The Watercooler-Head Ultimate Protection,’ or WHUP. Here…. You wear it.”
“Oh, thanks, really. Very kind of you, but…”
“Please wear it for me, Ballzack? Oh, say you will. Or ‘Saayaaa you wiiill,’ like Jackie Wilson?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CNyVlo40h8 1:50
“Hell no, Ovaria. I’d look like an idiot.”
“If you love me….REALLY love me…Ballzy, you WILL look like an idiot for me.”
“Hey! I already look half cuck, being with a pinch-faced pencil-necked knock-kneed rump-fed slut… You, to be precise. This ball-peen-hammer-to-the-forehead look that I wear is only a ruse. And a clever one.”
“Then you DON’T love me!”
“Correct, fungus gums! Never have. I only go out with you to build character. To see how much horror I can stand. Now arroint thee witch. Beat it. Move on. Hasten hence. Or, to be blunt, buzz off, foul arachnid.”
ghostsniperDecember 17, 2021, 7:18 PM
No-fault divorce laws created several generations of males raised in homes that lacked proper male guidance. This situation with each cascading generation results in males that are more female than male. They probably can’t be taught and are incapable of learning. And this is just one half of the equation. It’s just as bad, but different, for the females. This whole society is so fucked. In some ways I’m glad I’m closing in on the end of the line.
I’m not going to pile on. I feel bad for this guy. Keep in mind, this is coming from me, who has a near pathological hatred for the ritual masking crap.
Remember junior high school, where one silly-ass moment among peers could get you exiled from the cool kids, and branded as a geek, and outcast? Now the whole damn world is junior high. I’m going to give him some small benefit of doubt. What if he did wear that stupid thing just to keep that goofy chick happy? Lots of guys do dumb-ass stuff in the process of wising up. I got stuff on my resume that’d make a farm animal blush. Thank God it all happened before cell phones even existed. Point is, the poor bastard has been now and forever defined by one awful moment in his life. It reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode with Billy Mummy as the omnipotent brat. Whether this guy wanted it, or not, he caught the attention of Little Anthony, and got turned into a humiliating meme. And there’s nothing he can do about it. I’d hate like hell to have it happen to me.
JWM
Bill in TennesseeDecember 18, 2021, 5:46 AM
When you become a meme and loses control of your photo image, you really must examine your life choices. Think of all the people who are now memes, subject to the whims and brutal humor we humans are capable of. Every single one of them must be thinking now, “Man, I probably shouldn’t have done that.”
When you walk around dressed like a human waste basket, don’t act surprised when the rest of the world treats you like one.
Annie RoseDecember 18, 2021, 7:19 AM
Please don’t make the mistake of believing that all women behave like that tube idiot or Scarlet O’Hare. Nor that they all sit around stuffing bon bons into their faces while reading Harliquin romances and crying over Hallmark movies. The simple truth is that that male idiot wearing the tube enjoys being humiliated, whether by his girlfriend or his boss or the guy at the checkout. Sure he may be grimacing, but perhaps because he’s concerned that his hair and brows may not be en flik for being part of a video. We now live in a society of sheep and sheep dogs. The sheep, both male and female, are fine being a sheep. Hang with the sheep dogs, not the sheep.
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It wouldn’t be as funny if it weren’t so prevalent! Nuts everywhere!
He’s probably better off masturbating; something he’ll find out later the hard way.
At least a dog can maintain her dignity in a cone.
That guy looks like he was just told he’s going to the vet to get tutored.
so am I the only perennial “biggest asshole at the party” recognizing this as a golden opportunity for ten gallons of jello?
That’s “biggest asshole” for the win. (so far)
You have a great mind….and don’t let anyone tell ya ya don’t. And, if jello, then why not wet cement?
If masks or shields worked I would use them. They don’t work. The plastic barrier at the check out stand doesn’t work. There is a simple test of what works; have someone smoke a cigarette near you and if you can smell it then the mask/shield isn’t working.
“There is a simple test of what works; have someone smoke a cigarette near you and if you can smell it then the mask/shield isn’t working.”
Fixed: “There is a simple test of what works; have someone fart near you and if you can smell it then the mask/shield isn’t working.
but don’t light it.
What some males will do for…um…sex. Sex with a female, that is. These beta weaklings have no idea of how the female mind operates. They really and truly believe that a woman will like them if they serve said woman diligently and obediently. The woman will come to despise him and will berate him behind that pitiful male’s back.
Here is one example of a pitiful beta trying ever so hard to get into a woman’s…pants:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2FP77IIdE8
The nature of women:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg
The types of books that women read. Check out this cover:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/16/83/82/1683826ac62957a1d9ae6df8fd9e9510.jpg
What does she want? What will he get?
What women want. Starts at 1:40.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRxfZHr3AxY
Men, expect every woman to subject you to a regular “shit test”. Better pass it.
Men, women want, desire and need men who will protect them and their children. All else is extra credit. Once you understand this, you can begin to love women—really love them—for what they are. They want men who act like men. They don’t want men who act like women.
Women were made by God for you. Treat them that way.
What an awful pathetic simp.
There’s a hilarious black talented smart fraction MGTOW guy on YouTube whose name I’ve forgotten. Ex Basketball coach. He calls these kind of guys Monkey Simpanzees. And he’s not wrong.
Dang. That’s me again.
“Ballzack. Look what I made for us!”
“What is it, Ovaria? Oh, what is it?”
“I call it ‘The Watercooler-Head Ultimate Protection,’ or WHUP. Here…. You wear it.”
“Oh, thanks, really. Very kind of you, but…”
“Please wear it for me, Ballzack? Oh, say you will. Or ‘Saayaaa you wiiill,’ like Jackie Wilson?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CNyVlo40h8 1:50
“Hell no, Ovaria. I’d look like an idiot.”
“If you love me….REALLY love me…Ballzy, you WILL look like an idiot for me.”
“Hey! I already look half cuck, being with a pinch-faced pencil-necked knock-kneed rump-fed slut… You, to be precise. This ball-peen-hammer-to-the-forehead look that I wear is only a ruse. And a clever one.”
“Then you DON’T love me!”
“Correct, fungus gums! Never have. I only go out with you to build character. To see how much horror I can stand. Now arroint thee witch. Beat it. Move on. Hasten hence. Or, to be blunt, buzz off, foul arachnid.”
No-fault divorce laws created several generations of males raised in homes that lacked proper male guidance. This situation with each cascading generation results in males that are more female than male. They probably can’t be taught and are incapable of learning. And this is just one half of the equation. It’s just as bad, but different, for the females. This whole society is so fucked. In some ways I’m glad I’m closing in on the end of the line.
I’m not going to pile on. I feel bad for this guy. Keep in mind, this is coming from me, who has a near pathological hatred for the ritual masking crap.
Remember junior high school, where one silly-ass moment among peers could get you exiled from the cool kids, and branded as a geek, and outcast? Now the whole damn world is junior high. I’m going to give him some small benefit of doubt. What if he did wear that stupid thing just to keep that goofy chick happy? Lots of guys do dumb-ass stuff in the process of wising up. I got stuff on my resume that’d make a farm animal blush. Thank God it all happened before cell phones even existed. Point is, the poor bastard has been now and forever defined by one awful moment in his life. It reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode with Billy Mummy as the omnipotent brat. Whether this guy wanted it, or not, he caught the attention of Little Anthony, and got turned into a humiliating meme. And there’s nothing he can do about it. I’d hate like hell to have it happen to me.
JWM
When you become a meme and loses control of your photo image, you really must examine your life choices. Think of all the people who are now memes, subject to the whims and brutal humor we humans are capable of. Every single one of them must be thinking now, “Man, I probably shouldn’t have done that.”
When you walk around dressed like a human waste basket, don’t act surprised when the rest of the world treats you like one.
Please don’t make the mistake of believing that all women behave like that tube idiot or Scarlet O’Hare. Nor that they all sit around stuffing bon bons into their faces while reading Harliquin romances and crying over Hallmark movies. The simple truth is that that male idiot wearing the tube enjoys being humiliated, whether by his girlfriend or his boss or the guy at the checkout. Sure he may be grimacing, but perhaps because he’s concerned that his hair and brows may not be en flik for being part of a video. We now live in a society of sheep and sheep dogs. The sheep, both male and female, are fine being a sheep. Hang with the sheep dogs, not the sheep.
cux gotta cuk