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[Bumped and Updated] Noted in Passing: A zombie bolted together by bullshit, booze, and botox.


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  • Annie Rose January 10, 2022, 11:08 AM

    Not to worry. Soon it will be Spring and those caterpillars will become beautiful, beautiful butterflies and fly away.

  • Mumblix_Grumph January 10, 2022, 11:19 AM

    Gah! I expected her to start screaming “NO WIRE HANGERS!”

  • Mike Austin January 10, 2022, 11:42 AM

    Agreed that Nancy is held together by “bullshit, booze, and botox.” But you forgot adrenochrome. And our Nancy has had so very many plastic surgeries that her facial skin is as tight as an African steel drum. In many particulars she resembles Elizabeth Báthory (1560 – 1614). Go ahead and read about her—but not after eating.

    The creature known as Nancy Pelosi is clearly inhabited by a legion of demons. Her soul has been measured, quantified and placed in Lucifer’s Book of Death. When she passes on to her just reward the Devil will wave her shriveled and worm eaten soul in the face of God as a sign of conquest. I imagine God will simply shrug his shoulders and sigh, “Another one bites the dust.”

    It is nauseating enough to imagine waking up every morning to Pelosi’s earthly face. Now imagine spending an Eternity with her in Hell. So I beg, I plead, I implore you, to confess your sins now to spare yourself that misery of miseries.

    • Jack January 10, 2022, 4:52 PM

      My first impulse when I saw that haggish mug was that she’s trying to pretty herself up for her impending marriage to the Devil. He’s gonna give it to her on that wedding night and I hope he gives it to her good and proper.

      • Mike Austin January 10, 2022, 5:50 PM

        Oh he will. Indeed, he will.

    • Terry January 10, 2022, 5:56 PM

      Mike A

      If you were to record all of your comments, in any order or randomly, it would make very interesting reading to about anyone at any time even without knowing the context of said comments.

      I, NEVER skip your comments.

      Keep up the great work.

      • Mike Austin January 11, 2022, 12:29 AM

        Thank you kindly, Terry. Your words mean a great deal to me.

    • Flyover Pilgrim January 11, 2022, 6:41 AM

      “The creature known as Nancy Pelosi is clearly inhabited by a legion of demons.”

      I believe there are others Congresscritters in that cohort.

      • Mike Austin January 11, 2022, 6:57 AM

        I would guess that 90 percent of the ruling “elite” are damned. Not all are inhabited by the demonic, however. Most have lived lives of such moral and mental corruption that oppression or even possession is not necessary. These depravities have enlisted voluntarily in the armies of the damned.

        • Terry January 11, 2022, 11:27 AM

          In my view, the ruling class will never in a thousand years redeem any credibility whatsoever due to this fake virus scam. The world is awakening to the false COVID scare. Bring back the Nuremberg tribunal and hang the bastards.

          European people are much more aware of what is happening than Americans. Europeans have many centuries of vile people, wars and bad history as reminders. We here in the USA are a history dumb nation. Ignorant, and intentionally misled by gov controlled schools.

          • Mike Austin January 11, 2022, 12:13 PM

            Let’s skip the trial and move right to the hangings. That would save a lot of time and money while preventing any speechifying and grandstanding by the guilty. In times of war certain legal niceties can be done away with. And we are at war, because the government in Washington DC has said so. Ok then.

  • jwm January 10, 2022, 11:42 AM

    Those eyes.
    Dead. Soulless.
    The evil stepmother incarnate.


  • jwm January 10, 2022, 11:45 AM

    Madame, those are *magical* eyebrows. Only the dull and stupid will think they look silly. The wise, the elite, among us will find them enchanting.


  • Dirk January 10, 2022, 11:54 AM

    JWM, next she will be clicking her heels together.

    • Mike Austin January 10, 2022, 3:42 PM

      If she does, I assure you she will not end up in Kansas.

  • mmack January 10, 2022, 12:13 PM

    Who’s doing her makeup, The Joker?

  • Doctor Septimus Pretorious January 10, 2022, 12:36 PM

    My dear friends at The United Spot on Youtube have perfected the Nancy Sim.
    All her attributes are accurately explained there.

  • Tom Hyland January 10, 2022, 1:11 PM

    Nancy reminds me so much of the facelift scene in the movie “Brazil.”

    • Vanderleun January 10, 2022, 1:16 PM

      Oh yes. Exactly.

    • Susan Wright January 10, 2022, 1:54 PM

      Thanks for that chuckle. Hilarious!

    • Dirk January 12, 2022, 8:38 AM

      Huge smile, never seen that before. Truly amusing,,,,,, thank you.


  • Lynnehashadit January 10, 2022, 5:34 PM

    I’ll bet you anything that those eyes never fully close. She’s been stretched seven ways from reality. Probably has to wear eye diapers to keep them from drying out.

  • John henry January 10, 2022, 5:53 PM

    I find that more and more that the simulation that is my life comes from seinfeld.

    The eyebrows are straight out of this episode with Uncle Leo.

    https://youtu.be/5SqatyzPlJU jump to about 2:20

    In Leo’s case, Elaine drew them on with a sharpie

  • El Polacko January 10, 2022, 6:23 PM

    What was the line about Nancy Reagan way back when?
    Oh yeah…”One more facelift, and she’ll be wearing a goatee…”.
    Insert rimshot here.

    • gwbnyc January 10, 2022, 7:36 PM

      -a van dyke, properly.

    • Snakepit Kansas January 11, 2022, 3:21 AM

      Took me a moment, but that is funny as hell.

      • ghostsniper January 11, 2022, 4:31 AM

        Same here. lol

  • Nori January 10, 2022, 6:46 PM

    “Whatever doctor did this to Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrows needs to spend hard time in prison.”
    Good line,Miz Owens,but a better outcome would be if Pelosi & her eyebrows spend hard time at Gitmo.
    What is it with these ugly-buttfaced dem women?? Do they not own mirrors? Or are they invisible to a mirror,like vampires?

    • Jack January 11, 2022, 7:30 AM

      No, no hard time and certainly no prison. That thing cannot be prettied or repaired. Nothing in modern medicine or science could make that old Cambion anything but what she is.

  • gwbnyc January 10, 2022, 7:35 PM

    there is no government.

    • ghostsniper January 11, 2022, 4:32 AM

      just criminals
      act accordingly

  • Deathray January 10, 2022, 11:14 PM

    That Gin soaked hag hasn’t said anything comprehendible in at least a decade.

    • Mike Austin January 11, 2022, 12:39 AM

      Every time I see and hear her these days she is clearly drunk—stumbling about, slurring her speech, losing her thought. She has done absolutely nothing for her constituents—unless once counts allowing public defecation in their streets—yet these folks still vote for her. This is a type of mindless servitude that has not yet been well researched. Pelosi has amassed—and continues to amass—boatloads of money while in office. Even her family is in on the grift. She and all like her act like they will live forever. They most certainly will, but not in the way that they think.

      • ghostsniper January 11, 2022, 4:39 AM

        As far as I can recall I have only seen actual video of her once, this past Sun on Face The Nation. What a spectacle. If you didn’t see it you may not get the idea behind the video above. With every question the interviewer asked Pelosi addressed the first sentence to the question, then quickly moved the narrative back to the “Jan 6 insurrection” and her role to protect the democracy. It was very strange, surreal, to watch a grown person act that way on national TV and the host/interviewer woman was gobsmacked as well. I turned it off because watching it caused some sort of multi-dimensional thought process (extreme suspension of disbelief) in real time. All of DC is completely delusional. They ain’t like us.

        Just remembered, seen a short clip of her last year with her ice cream saga. horrifying hor

  • Flyover Pilgrim January 11, 2022, 6:39 AM

    …you should see the portrait in the attic!

    • Mike Austin January 11, 2022, 7:13 AM

      Perhaps Pelosi is a reverse Dorian Gray. Her attic picture shows her at 18 or so, and thus is forever young. Her real life self reveals a wretched excess of greed, envy and mendacity. Such things work their way upon the physical body. I can imagine our Nancy standing in that attic and gazing into the picture, imagining herself as looking just like the painting. One day she will view it, but it will no longer ne a picture, but a mirror. She will be overtaken—quite literally—by horror. That will be her final sensation of her earthly life.

  • Tom Hyland January 11, 2022, 7:32 AM

    Governor Whitmer of Michigan used to work for George Soros.
    California Governor Newsom is Nancy Pelosi’s nephew.
    Adam Schiff’s sister is married to one of George Soros’ sons.
    John Kerry’s daughter is married to a Mullah’s son in Iran.
    Hillary Clinton’s daughter Chelsea is married to George Soros’ nephew.
    ABC news producer Ian Cameron is married to Susan Rice, Obama’s former NSA chief.
    CBS president David Rhodes is brother to Ben Rhodes, Obama’s NSA adviser of communications.
    ABC reporter Claire Shipman is married to Jay Carney, former Obama press secretary.
    ABC reporter Matthew Jaffee is married to Katie Hogan, Obama’s deputy press secretary.
    ABC president Ben Sherwood is brother to Elizabeth Sherwood, Obama’s special advisor.
    CNN VP Virginia Moseley is married to Tom Nides, Hillary’s former deputy secretary.

    This is what’s known as a stacked deck. If you had a hunch the news media was rigged… well… a lot of these folks are still in high positions of influence and are working with the Biden puppet regime. You might remember James Comey who investigated the Clinton email scandal and the Clinton Foundation, and made the final decision to not recommend prosecution by the DOJ. It turns out that the Clinton Foundation was audited by the law firm DLA Piper. One of the executives there was in charge of the Clinton Foundation audit… Peter Comey… James Comey’s brother. Peter Comey held an executive position with the Washington law firm that did the audit of the Clinton foundation in 2015. Peter Comey was officially DLA Piper “Senior Director of Real Estate Operations for the Americas,” in 2015 when the Clinton Foundation scandals first broke and Hillary was preparing her Presidential campaign. Not only was DLA Piper, the firm where Comey’s brother worked involved in the audit of the Clinton Foundation, but according to the foundation’s donor records, DLA Piper has given between $50 – 100k to the Foundation.

    It gets even cozier. DLA Piper executive Douglas Emhoff is taking an extended leave of absence from the firm. Doug is the husband of Kamala Harris. As George Carlin said… “It’s a BIG CLUB. And you and I aren’t in the big club. And it’s the same club they use to beat you over the head with and tell you who your heroes are and what to believe.”

    • Mike Austin January 11, 2022, 8:00 AM

      To paraphrase that great humanitarian and philosopher Caligula: “Oh that they all had but one neck, that I might slit it!”

      • Vanderleun January 11, 2022, 8:12 AM

        Someday I’ll tell about being the head of Penthouse in Europe and overseeing the post-production of Caligula in London.

        • Mike Austin January 11, 2022, 8:30 AM

          Peter O’Toole and Malcom McDowell? I remember that scene where Caligula had that weird machine that chopped off heads. Some of the movie was fantastic, but all of it was something “Little Boots” actually did or wanted to do. There was no insanity that he was not more than capable of doing. His Praetorians knew this as well, and so shoved a gladius into his belly through his genitals. Said a wag of the time: “On that day Caligula learned that he was not a god.”

        • Terry January 11, 2022, 11:36 AM

          Gerard, I am all ears and eyes for that Penthouse inside view.

          • Mike Austin January 12, 2022, 2:54 AM

            I’m all in! Curious folks need to know!

        • gwbnyc January 11, 2022, 1:00 PM

          …the genie is loose, bruddah.

          • Gordon Scott January 12, 2022, 12:50 AM

            Jaysus that’s a story I want to hear.

    • Terry January 11, 2022, 11:42 AM

      Now that is quite an interesting set of data. Reads like a criminal conspiracy report. Which it is.

      No wonder they want us all dead. The internet is the conspirators net/cage and they are on the inside.

    • Daniel K Day January 11, 2022, 1:41 PM

      Tom Hyland, Chelsea Clinton’s husband Marc Mezvinsky is not related to Soros, though they reportedly got married in Soros’ mansion. Marc’s father Edward Mezvinsky did 5 years in club fed, 2003-2008, for a Ponzi scheme that cost his victims over $10 million. Some of his restitution remains unpaid. Edward was a Democrat representative from Iowa in the 70s and chairman of the PA Democratic Party in the 80s.

      • Tom Hyland January 11, 2022, 3:18 PM

        Eh…. close enough. Slime all the same.

        • Daniel K Day January 11, 2022, 5:43 PM

          Yes sirree.

  • Rev.Bro. Generik Broderick January 11, 2022, 12:20 PM

    I see an alleged Human being trying to look like an insect. Antennae. And the “hand”gestures. Mantis like?

    Maybe satan will regret his choice on that first night. Mantids eat their male, no?

    “The Bug”, thanks, Clif.

  • Elmo January 11, 2022, 12:58 PM
  • billyhall2546 January 11, 2022, 1:03 PM

    she needs to shave her forehead and get a pair of the stick on jobbies from trudeau

  • Humdeedee January 12, 2022, 9:03 AM
  • RedBeard January 13, 2022, 10:08 AM

    I don’t have a problem with her new eyebrows.
    I think that all clowns should wear clown makeup.