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Noted in [Not] Passing

First, you get the self-assured, fact driven clickbait headline of Northwich woman jailed for cocaine-fuelled sex with a dog via the confused writers of the  Northwich Guardian

Then comes the fact-soaked reportage of the fearless Northwich Guardian:

Claire Goodier has been sentenced to serve 20 months in prison

At the time of her arrest on June 17 this year, police also found another pen drive in her handbag containing the same images and 3.5 grammes of cocaine.

When she committed the sex act between 15 and 16 December 2018, Goodier had also been in breach of a suspended sentence order, which had been imposed in May of that year for failing to adhere to the terms of a sexual harm prevention order. Goodier had also failed to comply with the terms of the sexual harm prevention order in November of last year, when she was 13 days late contacting the police after being in isolation due to Covid guidelines.

Judge Everett told Goodier he did not agree with the probation service assessing her as being a low risk of re-offending as he sent her to prison. He told her: “You are a long, long way from changing your life. You deceitfully took part in a cocaine-fuelled incident with other persons. Since the terrible offence took place you kept the images unashamedly for your own sexual gratification.

“A message must go out that if you commit such disgusting behaviour then you must go to prison.”

Goodier sobbed in the dock as she was told she will serve 20 months behind bars, which included the activation of the four-month sentence she had in suspension of when committing the act.

After which you are introduced to a mug shot of the offender: [Insert Mental Health Warning Here]

In the last 4 looooong years I guess nobody noticed. Nobody noticed at all. Except, perhaps, the dog.

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  • Lance de Boyle June 23, 2022, 6:34 PM

    Carol Channing! I wondered what happened to her.
    Now I know.
    Geez, Gerard answers ALL questions!

    • Ronald June 24, 2022, 6:11 AM

      Carol friggin Channing heh heh heh
      Wish there was some audio

  • Bones June 23, 2022, 6:39 PM

    Sorry, folks. That is a dude. We can play name games, but that is a dude. They’ll probably send “her” to a woman’s prison. Then the real hijinks will commence.

    We are doomed.

    • Jack June 24, 2022, 6:32 AM

      Nope, not all of us. Just the folks among whom this war ravaged and demon possessed soul is housed.

  • ghostsniper June 23, 2022, 6:53 PM

    I think that tried to bend a small portion of my brain.
    Lotta people need killed.

  • Tom Hyland June 23, 2022, 7:11 PM

    Dammit! I wanted to see a picture of the dog. If it’s a golden retriever then I can’t blame this gentleman. Uh oh… too much information.

  • Snakepit Kansas June 23, 2022, 7:20 PM

    JAJAJAJJAAAAJJJJAJAJAAJAAAAA!!!!!! It is a tranny!!!! And it fukt a DOG!!!
    How do you ever look in the mirror again after you stuck your winkie into a dog?

    • Rob De Witt June 23, 2022, 8:02 PM

      Ah, but was he the sticker or the stickee?

  • jwm June 23, 2022, 8:44 PM

    Old Tranny Hubbard
    Blew coke in the cupboard
    Then gave his poor dog the bone.


  • PA Cat June 23, 2022, 8:47 PM

    Then there’s the California serial cat rapist and murderer who “was arrested after cops found him passed out in his car next to a dead female tabby. Robert Roy Farmer, 25, was taken into custody before admitting 21 counts of felony animal cruelty – one for each of his feline victims.”

    Photos of the pets he killed at the link.

    Okay, his spree took place in 2015 and he’s not a tranny, but he was sentenced in 2017 to 16 years in the slammer. He blamed meth addiction for his behavior. OTOH, “Farmer won’t have to register as a sex offender upon release, which the prosecutor had asked for.”

    Like ghost said, “Lotta people need killed.”

    • Vanderleun June 23, 2022, 9:16 PM

      He’s on my list. With some pliers and a blowtorch.

  • TwoDogs June 23, 2022, 9:04 PM

    She ? Her ? C’mon now, quit pulling my leg.

  • Denny June 24, 2022, 5:58 AM

    Leave him, her, or it alone. He isn’t a bit more criminally confused than the United States Navy.

  • Univ of Saigon 68 June 24, 2022, 6:32 AM

    Did anyone bother to ask what the dog thinks?

    • Lance de Boyle June 24, 2022, 4:08 PM

      “So, Teddy, how’d you like it?”
      “Cheap bastard didn’t even give me a reach-around. Next time I see him, I’ll gnaw how nuts off.”

  • Dirk June 24, 2022, 8:05 AM

    Once investigated an international animal sex ring, with Reno FBI, “ Shawn’s Farm.com”, they moved to the EU before I could obtain a international arrest warrant. Of all places this doggy porn was occurring in Adin Calif.

    These sick bastards fled, leaving behind the German Shepard. Which had to be put down because it kept trying to mount every women it encountered. I’m told the sites still up. They were paid three thousand dollars per Donny sex porn.

    Had 100s made.

    It’s a strange world!

  • ThisIsNotNutella June 24, 2022, 4:58 PM

    Read a comment in to a blog post somewhere purporting to be by a pathology tech who worked prepping Pap Smear slides day in day out. He claimed that the prevalence of still live human sperm showing up in smears was surprising but on reflection not really and that the appearance of visibly morphologically obvious dog sperm in roughly 1% of cases even more so.

    Just another of those Quiet Part Out Loud peeks behind the curtain of human behaviour which don’t figure in the weighing up of candidates for Town Dog Catcher and points further North, but probably should.

  • AbigailAdams June 24, 2022, 5:40 PM

    And yet, here’s the craziest thing of all: even this addicted, wasting, contemptible soul is made in God’s very image and, while drawing breath, can receive the mercy of Him through his son, Christ Jesus. But only for a time. Then Jesus will stay his hands; the one which holds back the righteous and holy wrath of a just and good God, and the one which reaches out in mercy. I used to think it was pretty funny to say “Perhaps the only reason for your existence is to serve as a warning to others.” Now I realize what a tough assignment that would be. We were all innocent babies once. I don’t think anyone at age six or seven said they wanted to grow up to be disgusting perverted drug addict. There but for God’s grace go we all.