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Not Stacey Abrams’ Day: Back to the frig for another quart of ice cream [Bumped]

Maybe tomorrow if he wakes up with his brain, Stacey…. then again you are our last hope as you swoop in to save us all in your…. in your…. (Oh my God) ….. in your CAPE!

Yes, that is Stacy Abrams Superchub as she appeared in the Washington Post. Just imagine when she swoops into the Oval Office like that.

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  • Stargazer May 16, 2020, 9:56 AM


  • ghostsniper May 16, 2020, 11:54 AM

    gurl can put away the pork chops nah.

  • ambiguousfrog May 16, 2020, 1:20 PM

    My state dodge a bullet with this one. But, as we can see they’re ramping up racial animus prior to the election again since we’re no longer locked down. It’s close to turning blue and it’s all they have.

  • Jewel May 16, 2020, 10:44 PM

    The subtitles and graphics on the second version were most helpful!

  • Aggie May 17, 2020, 3:55 PM

    The way this whole thing was set up is just weird, with that odious news anchor and all – did she really believe coming into this moment that Joe was about to announce his running mate, way ahead of the convention season? Isn’t this the anchor that got so upset a couple of years ago about stopping that goddammed hammering! in the background? I guess Stacy looked just like a nail. She must have been badgering the living sh*t out of Joe’s campaign.

  • Jeff May 17, 2020, 4:13 PM

    Stacy. Open up, sweetheart. I want to see if Geppetto is lighting a fire yet.

  • Jewel May 17, 2020, 7:56 PM

    The Washington Post’s divorce from reality has been finalized, I see.

  • Jewel Atkins May 17, 2020, 8:02 PM

    Lard of the Fries. Someone had to say it.

  • ghostsniper May 18, 2020, 4:59 AM

    Lard of the Fries.

    That was good.

  • Vanderleun May 18, 2020, 7:15 AM

    Double plus ungood sooper.

  • Jack May 18, 2020, 7:58 AM

    If this heavily jowled sow tried haul ass she’d have to make 4 trips. But I digress….nice suit Stacey. Kim Jung Un would be jealous.

  • Lance de Boyle May 18, 2020, 11:44 AM

    A family of Vietnamese immigrants could live in those pants.

    How does it wipe its butt? It must take a power washer.

  • ghostsniper May 18, 2020, 1:17 PM

    Just think, that…that…THING will probably be sashaying all over that tarnished (white) house next year.
    DC is a ghetto.

  • Tom Hyland May 18, 2020, 2:51 PM

    That photo, my god. AND with high heels. Reminds me how Rodney Dangerfield answered the audience, “How fat was she?”… “How fat? When she wore high heels she struck oil.”

  • Lance de Boyle May 18, 2020, 4:30 PM

    Strap wheels fore and aft and you got yourself a pretty fair amphibious craft. Tail gunner rides the crack.

  • Vanderleun May 18, 2020, 5:14 PM

    If I have to ride that crack I hereby am going AWOL at Warp Factor 5.

  • I Am Who I Am May 18, 2020, 6:19 PM

    Faster than a speeding glacier!
    More electable than Louis Farrakhan!
    Able to leap to conclusions in a single bound!

    Up above the masthead!
    It’s a blimp!
    It’s an eclipse!

  • Aggie May 18, 2020, 8:24 PM

    It’s funny how your brain sometimes can ‘auto-complete’ what you’re reading. My eyes read “Runway Supermodel” and my brain processed that into “Runaway Supertanker”

  • waitingForTheStorm May 19, 2020, 7:43 AM

    And Pelosi calls Trump morbidly obese? Has she looked at Stacy “Tank” Abrams lately?

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