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No hand sanitizer? Take a tip from the Greeks and put some Windex on it.

Windex Antibacterial Multi-Surface Cleaner

Ammonia free! Streak-free shine! Kills 99.9% of bacteria in seconds! (Klebsiella pneumoniae, Listeria monocytogenes, Staphylococcus aureus [Staph], Streptococcus pyogenes [Strep]). Cuts grease, cleans glass & more; Clean, sanitize and leave a Windex shine with just one product. Great on glass! No smeary residue! Kills 99.9% of household bacteria in seconds! Great on countertops, stainless steel, appliances, sinks, chrome, cars, microwaves, vanities. Contains no phosphorus.

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  • Andy Havens March 17, 2020, 1:47 PM

    I hear it works best if you drink it. Disinfect from the inside out.

  • Vanderleun March 17, 2020, 2:22 PM

    You go and drink it. I will wait here for you.

  • Snakepit Kansas March 17, 2020, 4:02 PM

    If Andy lives though that he might go blind.

  • jwm March 17, 2020, 4:30 PM

    One of my friends posted some Facebook lunacy about people drinking bleach.
    I’m sure it was a hoax.
    Or not.
    Has anyone started huffing Lysol spray?


  • Skorpion March 17, 2020, 4:51 PM

    Funniest line in that movie:


  • Bill Jones March 17, 2020, 5:31 PM

    OT. So looking at Woodpile for the past several days, I suspect Mrs Remus has passed.
    Anybody know?

  • PA Cat March 17, 2020, 6:16 PM

    I hear it works best if you drink it.
    The Greeks have stopped making ouzo?

  • Nori March 17, 2020, 10:05 PM

    PA Cat for the win!
    Your prize is a platter of Skorpion’s “Vegan” Lamb!
    Washed down with copious ouzo.

  • Jewel March 18, 2020, 2:40 AM

    Stores all ran out of Lysol spray….but I did snatch me up some Windex. And some Ziplock bags. Gonna be a long couple of weeks with the grandson not in school.

  • ghostsniper March 18, 2020, 4:18 AM

    From Remus:

    As you know, my beloved and precious wife passed away Friday, peacefully, in her sleep, after a long and trying illness. I humbly and gratefully thank my friends and readers for their condolences and prayers. Yer ol’ Woodpile Report will return.


  • ghostsniper March 18, 2020, 7:05 AM

    Been scrubbin my paws out in the workshop with glass cleaner for decades. Don’t know about that antibacterial business though. I don’t go out of my way looking for AB stuff, don’t really care about it. If I have to do an especially dirty chore, say, change out some wheel bearings, or work under the mower deck, I spray down with the cleaner first, then attack the chore. Makes cleanup after the fact a little easier. I wouldn’t eat or drink it. At least not intentionally.

  • azlibertarian March 18, 2020, 8:38 AM

    …One of my friends posted some Facebook lunacy about people drinking bleach.
    I’m sure it was a hoax….

    Wasn’t it like 10-, 15-minutes ago that we were having to tell people not to eat their Tide Pods?